eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Griff]

Missed it a fair bit recently, is Denise dead then? Did Lucas off her?

 

[zenie]

can someone pm me the spoiler than angel posted because i missed it. ta.

You know about Denise I think?

Not read about it but my in-house soap expert informs me that...

Spoiler: storyline

...he's gonna start hitting the crack pipe.

No fuckin way!! That'd be so unbelivable!! Now if it was Lucy Beale....

Missed it a fair bit recently, is Denise dead then? Did Lucas off her?

We don't *know* yet

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Maybe Lucy will end up being his dealer?

 

[DotCommunist]

I'm warming to Tamwar. He has moved on from awkward twat to awkward kid with a good head and a good heart.

 

[madzone]

He pulls too many faces

 

[DotCommunist]

I think that is just his normal face you know.

 

[Geri]

I really wish Tamwar would get together with Libby.

 

[madzone]

I think that is just his normal face you know.

He is verging on serious overacting and needs to reign it in a bit

 

[Fingers]

Fucking hell

 

[DotCommunist]

I boughted you cake from your own funereal wake

Lucas is the best psycho ever.

 

[madzone]

I fucking knew it! There was something half way through - can't remember what now :mad - when I thought he's got her locked away somewhere.

Mr madz is well pissed off because he was convinced she was dead

 

[metalguru]

Classic episode - comedy and a knob gag (darren), funeral and a cliff-hanger

 

[zoooo]

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! I was hoping this would happen. Ace.

In other news, what on earth has Darren got down there???

 

[killer b]

In other news, what on earth has Darren got down there???

it's what's coloquially known as 'a firky'. skinny lad, massive piece.

they love noncing, rape & child abuse in eastenders don't they? have any of the square's womenfolk got away without being raped at some point?

 

[Pat24]

woah! Denise is alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

woah! Denise is alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You didn't know that?

 

[DotCommunist]

Poor old darren, not only did he not get his end away that ginger wanker was witness to his total humiliation. When Max Branning rips on you regularly you know something is wrong with your life.

I never doubted that denise was still alive. It is eastenders, if she had really been dead we'd have had all the family ID the body and we would have actually seen the body. I wonder what happened to that other woman Lucas had stashed away

 

[DotCommunist]

it's what's coloquially known as 'a firky'. skinny lad, massive piece.

they love noncing, rape & child abuse in eastenders don't they? have any of the square's womenfolk got away without being raped at some point?

corrie is just as bad- whats up with the rehabilitation of Stape the Beast?

maybe he got his desserts now, I stopped watching corrie cos of the blanche shaped hole.

 

[zoooo]

I wonder what happened to that other woman Lucas had stashed away

Denise has been eating her in the cellar, to stay alive.

 

[Pigeon]

woah! Denise is alive!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not necessarily. Lucas might be feeding her zombie...

 

[Geri]

I never doubted that denise was still alive. It is eastenders, if she had really been dead we'd have had all the family ID the body and we would have actually seen the body. I wonder what happened to that other woman Lucas had stashed away

I don't think it can be her in the coffin, as I am pretty sure she was white. So who is in the coffin? Was it just a coincidence that they dragged a different black woman from the canal?

And how come Denise's younger sister had never met Lucas before, seeing as how he is Chelsea's dad?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I reckon it's that prostitute with the red basque he was seen with

Denise will be discovered by Christmas

 

[madzone]

I don't think it can be her in the coffin, as I am pretty sure she was white. So who is in the coffin? Was it just a coincidence that they dragged a different black woman from the canal?

And how come Denise's younger sister had never met Lucas before, seeing as how he is Chelsea's dad?

God, those sisters were just atrociously bad weren't they?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

God, those sisters were just atrociously bad weren't they?

I didn't really notice the sisters. All I noticed is one of the sister's tits bouncing up and down all over the place.

 

[zoooo]

I reckon it's that prostitute with the red basque he was seen with

Definitely.

Denise will be discovered by Christmas

Oh god, I hope it's before then!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

They had to rewrite storyline because of those murders of prostitutes in Bradford which is probably why we didn't see Lucas murder her

 

[DotCommunist]

women who worked as prostitutes dammit!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

What's up Dot?

 

[_angel_]

God, those sisters were just atrociously bad weren't they?

The loud sister is terrible, she upstages all the others dreadfully and really can't act -- I feel sorry for them having to act alongside her.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Her tits upstage her