eastenders - bizarre and shit

[zoooo]

I like Patrick and his hat.
Maaaaaybe Patrick's son with the big staring eyes will pop back briefly from wherever he went to be a doctor and end Lucas.

 

[DotCommunist]

Patrick has to stay. He is the typical eastenders stereotyping for the hard of cultural awareness with his hat and his rum and that. Little old ladies across the land would be bereft without his obvious Windies stereotype. What if they had to deal with characters who were black and without those stereotypical cribeean traits

 

[butchersapron]

He is Brixton's dream debased and also from the 70s.

 

[DarthSydodyas]

Indeed, and when Libby works out that he killed Patrick he will have to kill her as well. Hopefully this plot will run for a while yet. I love mad Lucus even more than drunk Phil.

Lucas Hit List:

• Ben
• Ian Beale
• Winston
• Peggy
• Roxy and the other one
• Roxy's kid
• Max
• Stacey's mom
• Masood household (include clothing)
• Lucy Beale
• Ben
• Minty
• Darren
• Darren's new girlfreind and her mom
• Ben
• Roxy's mom and brother
• Yolande
• Ben

 

[Geri]

I like Patrick and his hat.
Maaaaaybe Patrick's son with the big staring eyes will pop back briefly from wherever he went to be a doctor and end Lucas.

Ooh yes - I love Anthony.

 

[madzone]

I quite fancy Patrick

 

[DotCommunist]

He is a sly old dog. You might be in with a chance. If he wasn't a fictional character obviously

 

[_angel_]

LOL its no more offensive than the story about muslims being anti gay... some are, some christians are nutcases... so are some muslims MEH get over it

Come on old bill, sort it out and nick him

You are expecting the Walford cops to actually work something out?

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I quite fancy Patrick

yeeaaaaaaah munnn...

 

[FoxyRed]

I know what happens!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tarannau]

I've got to say that Ben's windmill-a-slap boxing technique made me chuckle last night. Quite a flipping lot.

 

[zoooo]

Ooh yes - I love Anthony.

Heh. I liked his other son. Paul I think. He had hidden inner layers of nice.

 

[zenie]

Lucas is an idiot telling Patrick that Owen hit his head - surely it will come out that he was strangled, and he will never believe that Denise did that by accident!

Won't the body have decomposed by now?

I like Patrick and his hat.
Maaaaaybe Patrick's son with the big staring eyes will pop back briefly from wherever he went to be a doctor and end Lucas.

An-ton-ee He weren't really his Dad was he? (or was that Paul?)

I've got to say that Ben's windmill-a-slap boxing technique made me chuckle last night. Quite a flipping lot.

didn't it?

Heh. I liked his other son. Paul I think. He had hidden inner layers of nice.

Oh purlease!

I can't believe Patrick bought all that Lucan shit, and why is Shirley such a doormat to Phil?

 

[_angel_]

Ooh yes - I love Anthony.

Noooo! He was so wooden, his face only ever did one expression (perpetually startled). They picked the wrong brother to kill off imo

 

[silver]

Patrick has to stay. He is the typical eastenders stereotyping for the hard of cultural awareness with his hat and his rum and that. Little old ladies across the land would be bereft without his obvious Windies stereotype. What if they had to deal with characters who were black and without those stereotypical cribeean traits

On that subject, did anyone else notice Jordan asking if they could have jerk chicken for tea, ermmmm pushing the stereotypes there

 

[zoooo]

They've got a black family who eat jerk chicken, a muslim family who hate gays.
Where's the Jewish family, eh? Think of all the fun sterotypical things they could do with them.

 

[_angel_]

They've got a black family who eat jerk chicken, a muslim family who hate gays.
Where's the Jewish family, eh? Think of all the fun sterotypical things they could do with them.

Bianca's family all eat turkey twizzlers cos she is a 'chavvy single mum' don't forget

 

[zoooo]

Bianca's family all eat turkey twizzlers cos she is a 'chavvy single mum' don't forget

Lol! Yes.
Ooh and the Mitchells are the heart-of-gold-really, cockney gangster family.

I miss the Gianni/Beppe demonstrative Italian family. Didn't they run an italian restaurant?

 

[Hellsbells]

Lol! Yes.
Ooh and the Mitchells are the heart-of-gold-really, cockney gangster family.

I miss the Gianni/Beppe demonstrative Italian family. Didn't they run an italian restaurant?

oh yeah, me too. They were both rather pleasing to my eye

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Where's the Jewish family, eh? Think of all the fun sterotypical things they could do with them.

Janine converted to Judaism so she could scam an old man for every penny, so yeah, they've covered the jew thing.

 

[DotCommunist]

LOL at masood getting handy.

And were those Silk Cut Ben got given? Time warp, silk slut are old skool.

 

[AverageJoe]

Lol! Yes.
Ooh and the Mitchells are the heart-of-gold-really, cockney gangster family.

I miss the Gianni/Beppe demonstrative Italian family. Didn't they run an italian restaurant?

And I miss OzCabs

 

[zoooo]

Poor old Ben. Is that the last time we'll see that actor then? Will he come out as the new version?

And I miss OzCabs

Oh wow. Memories...

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Poor old Ben. Is that the last time we'll see that actor then? Will he come out as the new version?

I bet he'll come out hard-as-nails like Spencer did. Just had a terrible thought about who might be his replacement "bad boy" actor:

 

[AverageJoe]

"Six munfs in veh slammah mades me pwopah norty now dad...you'll be praahd to call me your son, my son (you slag)"

 

[_angel_]

I bet he'll come out hard-as-nails like Spencer did. Just had a terrible thought about who might be his replacement "bad boy" actor:

I think you mean whatsihisname Shirley's son, not Spencer.
Loved the way Ben wet himself the minute he went into the court room.
Also, the Mitchells have been written as extra thick in all of this, especially Phil who excelled himself yelling at Ben to hit whatsihisname in boxing, as if hitting people wasn't the reason he was in the mess in the first place!

 

[DotCommunist]

that was pure lame, the way he lost it in court just for the dramatic tension after he had been all hard about it beforehand.

hopefully that is the last we will see of him.

 

[DotCommunist]

I spoke too soon. Now we shall have the tedious saga of Ben being treated exactly as you'd expect Ben to be treated in a fethamesque YOI.

Where is Lucas and his murderating ways

 

[zoooo]

LOVED Libby hitting evil boyfriend in wheelchair. (Can't remember his name.)

 

[metalguru]

Adam....But his character completely changed from amusing dude to sleazebag.