eastenders - bizarre and shit

[DotCommunist]

it's always cool when they break out the crane-cam.

Last time I recall it was when a weeping Phil Mitchell stood in the rain as the camera panned upwards from his big foetus-head.

 

[dylans]

Max raging against the world was great. Loved the whole ranting maniac in Stacey's face stuff and the car stealing scene was ace. Intense and bonkers and then dried flowers and tears. Loved it. Max is my new favourite character now.
About time too, Eastenders has been crap of late.

 

[_angel_]

Poor Max. Is there anything that is not supposed to be his fault (global warming??) Even when he was being buried alive by his stroppy yet dull wife, that was his fault, now Stacey tried to blame him for the death of Bradley, Becca is being a cow to him -- it's about time he went a bit bonkers really.

 

[AverageJoe]

Heh - not a big watcher (its on when the missus whatches it) but I had totally forgotten about him being buried alive!

Didnt he have a car crash in a lake as well, or was that someone else?

For a life insurance salesman he certainly chose the right profession....

 

[smokedout]

Poor Max. Is there anything that is not supposed to be his fault (global warming??) Even when he was being buried alive by his stroppy yet dull wife, that was his fault, now Stacey tried to blame him for the death of Bradley, Becca is being a cow to him -- it's about time he went a bit bonkers really.

his brother gets shot this week as well

 

[1927]

Thats Lucas. Before he was on Eastenders.

I thought it was an ace spot

There isn't a joke. The link was to illustrate how the actor who plays Lucas was once kind and caring enough to accompany a puppet hare on a trip to the dentist.

I'd be prepared to wager a pretty hefty amount on the fact that it is most certainly not Lucas!

 

[lizzieloo]

I'd be prepared to wager a pretty hefty amount on the fact that it is most certainly not Lucas!

The pipkin chappy was Wayne Laryea, the chap playing Lucas is far too young

 

[1927]

The pipkin chappy was Wayne Laryea, the chap playing Lucas is far too young

Exactly I can't believe that anyone hasn't done the math, let along taken into account the fact that he doesn't even look like Lucas.

Don Gilet was born in 1967, which means he was 14 the last time Pipkins was seen on our screens and considerably younger when the last programmes were made.

 

[_angel_]

his brother gets shot this week as well

For fluffing his lines during the live episode!

 

[FaradayCaged]

For fluffing his lines during the live episode!

hehe that made me laugh (the fluff up)

 

[innit]

I loved the final shot yesterday. When it panned up slowly into space.
Was weird and ace. And finally showed us where in London they suppose Albert Square actually is.

We already knew where it is - they used to show a tube map and Walford station would replace Bromley-by-Bow.

They showed Albert Square being at the top of Limehouse Cut, roughly where St Andrew's Hospital is/was, I think?

 

[strung out]

lol billy just said coconut. naughty boy.

 

[story]

Exactly I can't believe that anyone hasn't done the math, let along taken into account the fact that he doesn't even look like Lucas.

Don Gilet was born in 1967, which means he was 14 the last time Pipkins was seen on our screens and considerably younger when the last programmes were made.

SSS

And I just wanted to say: How shit are the knife wielding gun toting gangsters?

 

[ymu]

Exactly I can't believe that anyone hasn't done the math, let along taken into account the fact that he doesn't even look like Lucas.

Don Gilet was born in 1967, which means he was 14 the last time Pipkins was seen on our screens and considerably younger when the last programmes were made.

Being all of 8 years old when that Hartley Hare episode aired. Doesn't even look like him!

 

[tastebud]

Walford station would replace Bromley-by-Bow.

really?? that makes no sense at all. i so don't see albert sq being there.

 

[magneze]

My prediction: I reckon the guy in the wheelchair tackled the gun toting woman. He's not really paralysed.

e2a: ok, apparently it was the security guard.

 

[themonkeyman]

how moody did that gun wielding crap actor look, she had three stares to camera, whooooooooooooo moody

 

[miss direct]

Ooh have you all read the spoiler about Lucy on (sorry) the Daily Mail site?

I'm in Turkey, we're about two weeks behind, isn't that wheelchair guy awful - he said something really mean last night like "girls like Libby make up for what they lack in looks in the bedroom" - because of course, he's a supermodel himself.

 

[zoooo]

I fecking HATE wheelchair boy. And Becca.
Hopefully they will both die in some horrible accident soon.

lol billy just said coconut. naughty boy.

Is that slang for summink then?

 

[strung out]

http://www.thisisbristol.co.uk/wdp/...conut-slur/article-732900-detail/article.html

apparently it's a racial slur, though i'm not sure if it counts when you call yourself one

 

[ymu]

I fecking HATE wheelchair boy. And Becca.
Hopefully they will both die in some horrible accident soon.



Is that slang for summink then?

Black on the inside, white on the outside. cf malteser etc etc. Black people are one amorphous group, you see, no individuality allowed.

 

[strung out]

t'other way round, black on outside, white on inside

 

[moomoo]

I'm refusing to watch it while that awful gangster girl Kylie is in it.

 

[ymu]

t'other way round, black on outside, white on inside

Yeah - sorry, keyboard iss-es. Lo of c--'n'-as-ing -o wri-e -ha- -os-.

 

[themonkeyman]

I'm refusing to watch it while that awful gangster girl Kylie is in it.

I am sure it is Kylee, or something, maybe an extra e

 

[zoooo]

Ahhhh of course.
I think people use Oreo too.

 

[metalguru]

Great episode tonight...

I really liked the way it managed to combine comedy (the ongoing battle between Amira and Zainab - including a good visual gag), together with the serious (Billy and Carol fighting over his decision to join the army)

 

[dylans]

Great episode tonight...

I really liked the way it managed to combine comedy (the ongoing battle between Amira and Zainab - including a good visual gag), together with the serious (Billy and Carol fighting over his decision to join the army)

It's fucking ridiculous. So our Billy pulls a gun out and robs the Vic and what do they do?
They throw a fucking party for him??????????

"Here you are dear. Drink up, it's on the house"

 

[metalguru]

Yeah, well - Peggy's got a heart of gold - she's proper East End. Though she'd kill anyone that disses Grant, obviously.

 

[D'wards]

It's fucking ridiculous. So our Billy pulls a gun out and robs the Vic and what do they do?
They throw a fucking party for him??????????

"Here you are dear. Drink up, it's on the house"

I thought that - in real life he'd be missing quite a few teeth and would have been shunned and ousted, never to darken their door again.