eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Jeff Robinson]

Missed it last night, what's happening with Archie's son and and his mum ripping off Roxxy?

No new developments on that front.

 

[Griff]

Ta.

 

[themonkeyman]

Missed it last night, what's happening with Archie's son and and his mum ripping off Roxxy?

that is a super crap storyline that one

 

[innit]

Syed and Christian's wrestly acting fail

 

[zoooo]

Archie's son is the most 1990s looking man I've ever seen.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

which was literally about 30 years ago.

stop telling porkies

 

[BlackArab]

Come to think of it, I'm mates with one of the writers of EE, so if anyone has any requests for plot twists I could probably sort it.

Can you ask him/her to sort out Fatboys lines, he sounds like a public schoolkid who's just discovered the film Kidulthood and is now trying to squeeze every bit of urban slang he's heard into each sentence. it aint nang y'get me bruv.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Archie's son is the most 1990s looking man I've ever seen.

It's like Joe Wicks all over again!

 

[miss direct]

This should cheer some of you up:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbi...-Charlie-Slater-Minty-Peterson-Libby-Fox.html

Six characters to be written out: Minty, Libby, wheelchair boy, Charlie and two people I don't even know.

It's bloody awful at the moment. I'm a few weeks behind and the last one I saw was Billie holding up the Vic with a plastic gun. Why does everyone keep saying "disrepect". How stupid do you have to be to rob your own local, with your "disguise" being er, a hat.

 

[_angel_]

Charlie's good and why get rid of Libby and not Chelsea - the woman patently cannot act.
The new crop of yoof characters are just terrible and I don't understand anything that goes on with them.

 

[strung out]

chelsea is already leaving

 

[Geri]

I wonder if Libby will leave with Liz, when they discover that Lucas killed Owen, or if she will just disappear to Oxford with wheelchair boy and never be seen again. Shame, she is a good character.

 

[1927]

Missed it last night, what's happening with Archie's son and and his mum ripping off Roxxy?

Thats such a crap storyline, as if you would trust someone who have known for two minutes iwth all ya security details for ya bank account containing £3million.

But having said that if my old man had left me £3million i would have been viewing apartments in New York within 24 hours not running a shitty pub in the eastend.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

So, this byker grove style rude bwoy and his ice cream van blud ye get me plotline - kitsch or just plain annoying?

 

[maldwyn]

She got that 3 million instantaneously and uncontested.

And yes, producers, we gather there might be issues over Ben's eventual sexuality, but must you been so heavy with the clichés

 

[LilMissHissyFit]

roy orbison playing loudly as he sobs and then shirly completely emasculates Phil in front of the bullys gangsta polish mafia father all in the nam of saaawwwshall servisis

errr yeah.... if you like

 

[DotCommunist]

dreamt that zsa zsa fucked ben now he has started talking all yoot dem.

wtf

 

[skyscraper101]

Does that boy ever get any older?

I haven't watched Enders for ages. But I tuned in last night and he still looks like a 9 year old, and has started talking funny.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I guess that level of pychological truama* would be enough to stunt anybody's pysical and mental growth.

* death of mother followed by relocation around the world followed by brutal custody battle followed by child abuse by would be mother in law followed by repeated relapses into alchoholism by father, followed by murder of uncle (archie was his uncle right? - R and R are his cousins) just off the top of my head.

 

[DotCommunist]

Ah emer kenny (zsa zsa) is 22 in real life. A burden of guilt falls from my mind.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Ah emer kenny (zsa zsa) is 22 in real life. A burden of guilt falls from my mind.

That's a relief, I was feeling a bit pedobear myself

 

[themonkeyman]

Ah emer kenny (zsa zsa) is 22 in real life. A burden of guilt falls from my mind.

she is hot

 

[Ffridd]

Come to think of it, I'm mates with one of the writers of EE, so if anyone has any requests for plot twists I could probably sort it.

Is it too late to ask for an alien invasion story line? Preferably featuring sex-mad zombie vampires. Just to get on the bandwagon and to spice things up a bit.

 

[_angel_]

I guess that level of pychological truama* would be enough to stunt anybody's pysical and mental growth.

* death of mother followed by relocation around the world followed by brutal custody battle followed by child abuse by would be mother in law followed by repeated relapses into alchoholism by father, followed by murder of uncle (archie was his uncle right? - R and R are his cousins) just off the top of my head.

He seems quite tall, just that he's got a five year old's head stuck on a normal fourteen year old's body.

(In the real world surely Ben would have been taken into care by now!!)

 

[Schmetterling]

He seems quite tall, just that he's got a five year old's head stuck on a normal fourteen year old's body.

(In the real world surely Ben would have been taken into care by now!!)

And shouldn't his voice have broken by now?

 

[Mr Smin]

Come to think of it, I'm mates with one of the writers of EE, so if anyone has any requests for plot twists I could probably sort it.

So can you confirm that the gay innuendo they've 'slipped into' the dialogue is definitely on purpose?
That postman telling his wife he 'came in through the back door' a few nights ago for instance.
The cabbie saying he likes the pizza with the spicy sausage topping was at least in a context where he could have been intending to be dryly humorous.

 

[butchersapron]

They've turned this show into a shit Grange Hill since i last saw it.

 

[zoooo]

Yes, those scenes with the new teenagers they keep shoehorning in are absolutely pointless.
I believe they are the stars of some mini internet only teen oriented strand of EastEnders episodes or something?
Actually makes me want to stop watching the show. And nothing in its history has made me feel like that! (If you can believe such a thing.)

If they must have the internet thing, keep it fucking there, and off the screen. They don't fit at all.

 

[magneze]

EastEnders E20 made it to BBC3 last night. It made me feel old.

 

[zoooo]

Ew.

I never want to see any of that by accident.
*never watches BBC3 again*