eastenders - bizarre and shit

[Hellsbells]

Can't believe that crappy Ben Mitchell just had his 14th birthday
Why does he look and act like he's about 5 years old. Still

 

[Griff]

I hate that Ben too, he wears the same glasses as me.

Those black ones with the orange inserts from Specsavers.

 

[zenie]

Don't be horrid about Ben

WTF is Shirley playing at, it makes me shout at the telly the way Phil treats her

 

[Hellsbells]

sorry but can't think of one single positive thing to say about that Ben. He's such a pathetic, weedy, whinner. I wonder if his voice will EVER break.....

 

[butchersapron]

Can't believe that crappy Ben Mitchell just had his 14th birthday
Why does he look and act like he's about 5 years old. Still

What! That little kid is 14? No fucking way. Christ he's shit - he's reaching the age where he really should be able to act now as well. No looking off camera for pointers etc.

 

[_angel_]

What! That little kid is 14? No fucking way. Christ he's shit - he's reaching the age where he really should be able to act now as well. No looking off camera for pointers etc.

My son is 12 and looks bigger and more grown up than Ben! And he's not even big for his age either.

 

[story]

sorry but can't think of one single positive thing to say about that Ben. He's such a pathetic, weedy, whinner. I wonder if his voice will EVER break.....

He's probably wondering the same thing

 

[_angel_]

Anyone finding this Lucas storyline absolutely stupid??????? Who is writing this crap

Lucas is

 

[innit]

He's probably wondering the same thing

According to wiki, the actor turns 14 this year. I can't imagine going through teenage years on TV

 

[FoxyRed]

Ben is so going to be gay when he grows up

 

[zoooo]

I should think if he's going to be, then he already is at 14.

And do you mean Ben, or the actor. Cos Phil ain't gonna be happy if it's Ben.

 

[Pigeon]

Lucas wasn't .

You say that, but when was the last time you actually saw Hartley Hare??

The trail of bodies might well stretch back decades.

 

[story]

I should think if he's going to be, then he already is at 14.

And do you mean Ben, or the actor. Cos Phil ain't gonna be happy if it's Ben.

Well I got the impression some time ago that that was being set up. Didn't he want to listen to show tunes instead of doing football?

Not that the script writers would stoop to clichéd stereotyping or anything...

 

[dylans]

Does noone get barred from the QV. Last time that "gang" were in there they threatened Peggy and smashed a load of glasses off the bar and still they are allowed to drink in there.

 

[innit]

Loving the 2D south london gangsters and their "disrespect"

 

[tastebud]

why was some kid calling ian's missus 'mum' today? i didn't realise she had a kid.

 

[innit]

It's Bobby, I think he can't remember his real mum.

(oh god, I know the answer )

 

[tastebud]

who is bobby?

 

[madzone]

It's Bobby, I think he can't remember his real mum.

(oh god, I know the answer )

Laura?

 

[innit]

Ian and Laura's son

at one time believed to be the spawn of Gary Hobbs

my brain is like a database of shite

 

[tastebud]

holy macaroni - how many kids do these people have!! why does ian beale seem to pull so much.

 

[Geri]

He's got three (4 if you count Steven).

 

[zoooo]

Aw, Bobby.
He's gay as well.
He's hardly ever in it, but most of the scenes he does appear in consist of him wanting to wear fairy wings or girls' shoes or makeup and Ian looking perturbed.

 

[the button]

Does noone get barred from the QV?

First law of soaps, innit. You need places where the characters can interact, and new characters can be introduced. The Vic, Ian's cafe, the laundrette. And the Arji Bhaji for the odd romantic bust-up.

 

[souljacker]

Loving the 2D south london gangsters and their "disrespect"

All that pointy fingers nonsense was hilarious.

 

[1927]

Lucas wasn't .

I'm obviously missing the joke!

 

[AverageJoe]

Thats Lucas. Before he was on Eastenders.

I thought it was an ace spot

 

[maldwyn]

I'm obviously missing the joke!

There isn't a joke. The link was to illustrate how the actor who plays Lucas was once kind and caring enough to accompany a puppet hare on a trip to the dentist.

 

[BlackArab]

What's with the shaky camera shots these days, is it supposed to be 'edgy'?

 

[zoooo]

I loved the final shot yesterday. When it panned up slowly into space.
Was weird and ace. And finally showed us where in London they suppose Albert Square actually is.