eastenders - bizarre and shit

[twentythreedom]

The storylines and characters are generally so shit now

 

[zoooo]

The Ben, Paul, Abby thing is so stupid now.

Apparently Danny Dyer's cute gay son is due back soon (although a different actor) so presumably he'll be after Paul, and Ben can be jealous and then blah blah blah.
Although to be fair it's nice that they haven't killed off/sent vaguely 'abroad' the gay characters after one storyline, like they usually do on Eastenders.

 

[krtek a houby]

EastEnders spin-off has all-Irish cast - BBC News

Because it really worked out so well for the show the last time they did Ireland

 

[Schmetterling]

EastEnders spin-off has all-Irish cast - BBC News

Because it really worked out so well for the show the last time they did Ireland

Aaaaah; the Towlers and the Feales!

 

[krtek a houby]

Aaaaah; the Towlers and the Feales!

Donkeys in the street and fightin' in the pub, to be sure

 

[D'wards]

I caught the last 2 mins last night - it was most odd. One lad dragged his girlfriend onto a sparkly 70's stage in her bra unchallenged , and got on the mic about her lying about being pregnant. Then during the mellee, totally ignoring what was happening a lad said "ello ma" to a shocked woman behind the bar. Pretty weird as its the only time i've seen it in about 7 years

 

[crustychick]

I caught the last 2 mins last night - it was most odd. One lad dragged his girlfriend onto a sparkly 70's stage in her bra unchallenged , and got on the mic about her lying about being pregnant. Then during the mellee, totally ignoring what was happening a lad said "ello ma" to a shocked woman behind the bar. Pretty weird as its the only time i've seen it in about 7 years

that *was* weird. as if everyone would have just looked on as Ben dragged Abby in her bra ffs on to the stage.

 

[zoooo]

The person who wrote today's episode must be the world's biggest woman-hater. Every female character is acting like a complete fucknugget.

 

[Geri]

Who is that random bloke who popped over to have tea with Stacey and her brother?

 

[zoooo]

Ha, he's just some random builder from next door. God knows what all that's about.

 

[twentythreedom]

Oooh!! It's The Omen on Albert Square

 

[pengaleng]

MAN LIKE BOBBY BEALE

I knew man being on the hockey team was gonna turn out like this

The suspense!!

 

[Hellsbells]

Loved the blood splattered wedding cake.
EE has been v entertaining this week. The ghost of Pat Butcher & her earrings, Grant, Phil howling at the sky... Just like old school EE.

A couple of things I'm confused by though...Louise, who barely knows her dad or Peggy, suddenly being part of the family and acting devasted over Peggy's death, Phil suddenly being off alcohol, Stacy & Martin Fowler - I feel like the producers really want us to belive in them, but I just don't. Oh. And Martin & the guy Stacey slept with - suddenly they're friends again?

ALSO - why is Jay banned from seeing people in the square I like Jay

 

[zoooo]

They think he's a paedo because of a ridiculously stupid misunderstanding with an underage girl and his failure to say 'I didn't actually sleep with her btw' when given the opportunity to defend himself.
Shit writing again.
Jay deserves better!

 

[twentythreedom]

So shit

 

[pengaleng]

They think he's a paedo because of a ridiculously stupid misunderstanding with an underage girl and his failure to say 'I didn't actually sleep with her btw' when given the opportunity to defend himself.
Shit writing again.
Jay deserves better!

it was about the fact that he received naughty pics of her - ANY provocative content of minors is classed as possession and distribution of child porn in the eyes of the 5-o him actually sleeping with her isn't what it was about.

so it wasn't that ridiculous, you only gotta watch the 24 hours in police custody paedo special to know this

 

[pengaleng]

I really miss Pat

more upset about her ghost than I was about peggy dying.

 

[zoooo]

it was about the fact that he received naughty pics of her - ANY provocative content of minors is classed as possession and distribution of child porn in the eyes of the 5-o him actually sleeping with her isn't what it was about.

so it wasn't that ridiculous, you only gotta watch the 24 hours in police custody paedo special to know this

Oh, I certainly didn't mean that part of the story was ridiculous. It was actually very good, people need to know what can happen.

I meant the unrealistic part when Jay was accused in a full pub of being a paedo who had slept with an underage girl - he didn't deny it, he just stayed silent and let everyone in Walford think of him forever more as an admitted paedophile. When given the opportunity to sort things out simply and easily characters never do.
They ALWAYS write scenes like this and it annoys me.

 

[pengaleng]

one would assume man was in shock or something with her mam barging in like that telling a pub full of people

people would think it either way tbh, the no smoke without fire lot

 

[twentythreedom]

Ian Beale

That Roxy Drug Mule story was done absolutely appallingly

Shit as ever but I still watched it

 

[pengaleng]

the drug mule thing was funny as fuck

anyone else reckon Ian is gonna have a breakdown again?

and wtf stephen???

bobby beale has properly fucked up the base.

 

[metalguru]

Shit as ever but I still watched it

Me too - Eastenders has a strange grip on me. I do love it - despite its many faults.

 

[zoooo]

Stephen Beale is kind of cute.

I vaguely remember he maybe shot one of Ian's wives in the stomach or something? Was it Jane, or one of his numerous others?

 

[Looby]

Stephen Beale is kind of cute.

I vaguely remember he maybe shot one of Ian's wives in the stomach or something? Was it Jane, or one of his numerous others?

I can't remember what happened but I'm sure it's Stephen's fault that Jane can't have children. Jane really needs to get the fuck out of there, Peter will be trying to kill her next. [emoji15]

 

[zoooo]

Hah. Oh yes, I remember now.
Funny how Jane always gets it but Ian deserves it. I think we can safely say he's one of the worst dads in soap.

 

[pengaleng]

ian is a fucking wasteman dad. even phil said fuck bobby fam he whacked his mum

 

[crustychick]

woohoo Denise! I mean it was fucking obvious this was going to happen, but still, I'm pretty excited

 

[zoooo]

And they managed to work in a bonus unnecessary topless Kush scene as well. Hurray!

 

[crustychick]

And they managed to work in a bonus unnecessary topless Kush scene as well. Hurray!

quite! more of that

 

[zoooo]

Ooh, Colin from the 80s is coming back to the show.
Dot's probably the only one who would remember him.