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Dwarf star Warwick Davis engaging in shameless self-promotion/vandalism

panicjames

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Who's that dwarf engaging in a spot of shameless self-promotion? None other that Warwick Davis!

Who else can say they've helped destroy a Death Star? Taught magic to Harry Potter? Become a Jedi Master? Or been kicked in the face by Ricky Gervais 23 times?

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Ray: A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that... people looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, "short arse". There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2 man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream sequence will be fucked.
Chlo: He doesn't like being called a midget. He prefers dwarf.
Ray: This is exactly my point! People going around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf. Of course you're going to blow your head off.
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Hervé Villechaiz wasn't a dwarf or a midget. He had one of the Mucopolysaccharidosis illnesses. He had the type that doesn't kill you as a child or adolescent or cause progressive brain damage.
 
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