QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
This is precisely the tone I am trying to avoid. I wolf-whistled at him in lycra football tights-with-shorts on yesterday and I honeslty think it was grossly inappropriate but was luckily lost amongst a load of other people going 'OooOOOOOooooooh!'
Could you go an lean over him for a change? Then you could surreptitiously sniff his neck