Dragging day is *now* dragging like a drag queen dragging a fag

[5t3IIa]

*rubs hands*

 

[pootle]

Ooh we are all purple!

Purple is my favourite colour atm. Also, papal and regal innit

 

[Treacle Toes]

that's a question I always answer no to

I went..it was hot...and now i'm pumped!!!....I mean tired.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Where is everybody?


Did you all take the day off?


My office is hotttttttttttttttttttttt!

 

[Paulie Tandoori]

wrong thread, stella's gawn and made a new one....

whilst the cat's away, the mice will play...

 

[Badgers]

 

[Treacle Toes]

wrong thread, stella's gawn and made a new one....

whilst the cat's away, the mice will play...

Stella is clearly our leader then....calling all the shotttttttttttttttttttttttttttts!

 

[sojourner]

urgh

hangover

want to kill fucking twats who insist I open the door for them

LEAVE ME ALONE

 

[Treacle Toes]

urgh

hangover

want to kill fucking twats who insist I open the door for them

LEAVE ME ALONE

Do you have a buzzer thing that makes you jump?

I hate them!

 

[sojourner]

Do you have a buzzer thing that makes you jump?

I hate them!

No. I have a doorbell, that works when it wants to. There's a load of women who work for a care agency though - and they tap their nails against the window instead of knocking or using the bell. Now that really makes me want to rip their fucking fingernails out, quite apart from knocking me sick urgh urgh urgh

 

[fogbat]

No. I have a doorbell, that works when it wants to. There's a load of women who work for a care agency though - and they tap their nails against the window instead of knocking or using the bell. Now that really makes me want to rip their fucking fingernails out, quite apart from knocking me sick urgh urgh urgh

Smearing faeces on the window should discourage that

 

[sojourner]

Smearing faeces on the window should discourage that

You are a star

 

[5t3IIa]

What on god's green earth are you fuckers doing in here?

 

[marty21]

that 5t3IIa has ideas above her station tbf

 

[Treacle Toes]

What on god's green earth are you fuckers doing in here?

Old habits die hard.....Change is difficult on everyone.

 

[5t3IIa]

It's not for me! It's for EVERYONE! Remember how happy we were when we got the new thread that last time? I do

 

[fogbat]

You are a star

Do you know, I don't think I've ever given non poo-based advice in the education & employment forum, though it's usually "shit in his desk"

 

[fogbat]

What on god's green earth are you fuckers doing in here?

There needs to be a reasonable transition period

 

[sojourner]

What on god's green earth are you fuckers doing in here?

fuck off

 

[marty21]

There needs to be a reasonable transition period

I'm finding it difficult to let go

 

[Treacle Toes]

It's not for me! It's for EVERYONE! Remember how happy we were when we got the new thread that last time? I do

Invoking memories of happiness is a good approach....

 

[5t3IIa]

Yes1 It was lovely and fresh and new!

 

[fogbat]

Yes1 It was lovely and fresh and new!

Someone edited their post

 

[Treacle Toes]

fuck off

Oh no....resistance....it's going to be traumatic.

 

[fractionMan]

this one's better imo

 

[5t3IIa]

Someone edited their post

yes well hush now

 

[Treacle Toes]

yes well hush now

 

[neonwilderness]

I think I must have overslept this morning, annoying boss is eating her lunch already

 

[fogbat]

"You massive bunch of massive babies", IIRC.

How to Make Friends and Influence People

 

[5t3IIa]

"x", IIRC.

How to Make Friends and Influence People

You massive bastard!