I haven't had one since... will let you know when I gets an invite
Boo.
Miserable, boring day, and I wanna go sit in the sun
What yez doing later?
I had no plans - drinkies?
Beach!
Not an awful lunch stroll to the shops, highlights of the trip were as follows:
1. Watching two gold wearing teenage mothers get caught shoplifting from Poundland as I passed
2. Forgetting to pay for another bag for life in the soopermarket
Beach!
you are a financial whiz kid
Be careful. It isn't a beach all the time you know?
Don't get washed away. If you do remember to hold your drink above water.
I figure the tide was going out at 5.30pm yesterday so one should be able to sneak back on today
I has piece of driftwood and some sand in the bottom of my bag
Sand? To weigh you down?
Only a few bits. Tiny they are. To remind me of the lovely evening I had
Ah I see. I thought you had packed them as a precaution.
Take a beach to the beach?! That beating you got last night must has dislodged your braincell
Oi luv!
I was thinking that.... oh never mind
Forgot to factor in my 10% fee so in fact you will be paying £9.90
Soz, was joking
I know, so was I
Oh good I'm not as familiar with your own personal special brand of humour yet so I can't be sure. Certainly don't want to upset the bossman's missus anyway
I can't wait til you both fuck off on holiday, there I said it
Ha ha ha!
Don't worry we will be gone soon and then after August, I won't be back till at least October, maybe christmas if you are lucky.
Marty is in charge while I am away