Epona
Radar 2006-2020, Sonic 2006-2022, Jakey 2007-2024
Except that in Rogue One, I cared.
Even though I knew they were all going to die, I still cared.
Nothing, at all, about the Creator made me give one fuck about a single character.
And it had nothing at all to say about artificial life and the ways in which it might make you re-evaluate what being alive means, that hasn't already been done and much, much better.
Fucking Robocop had more depth.
I tried The Creator right before our sub ended, and backed out of it when it failed to grab me.
(Rogue One is a great film and will probably be the first thing I (re)watch when we take another month of Disney+ later in the year - we tend to sub for a month here and there as and when we can afford it and when there's something new we want to watch).