I know none of it's real - we're not genuine beings. There's this planet called Vulintarianiop in a real universe (not a fake on like what our is) that's inhabited by super-intelligent rabbits called nebungarungas. One of the nebungarungas, Muntariumlow, took too much qulimofunka, a hallucinogenic gas drug (did I mention that on vulintarianop all the plants and animals are made of gas? well they fucking are you know) and it fragmented its mind into millions of smaller minds. In order to stop his head exploding his subconscious has created a false reality, in which each fragment is a living being. The smaller fragments are, like, stupid animals like fish and hippies, but the big ones are human. In order to remove us from this false reality I require one billion billion dollars with which I will create a mind craft which can enter Muntariumlow's brain and re-assemble the fragments. Oh, did I mention that each of these fragments has, in becoming a sentient being in its own right, obtained a soul of its own? Well they fucking well have, so once I've reassmembled the fragments our souls devoid of the false bodies that chain us to this fake "reality" will be able to either float freely across one of the real universes that's not fake like what ours is, or go to heaven or do whatever the fuck it is we'd most like to do.
So yes, I do know Icke is wrong, for a fact. And are you open minded about my internally consistent model (a model that you can believe is consistent without having to perform impressive acts of mental gymnastics) faux pas?
By the way, "Rothschild Zionism" and you can't see how that just might be a teensy weensy bit antisemitic? Really? So can we add stupidity to gullibility in the list of your personal characteristics?