Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[MrSki]

 

[two sheds]

The dog or the dude?

The dog's nailed it.

Eric of course, dog's perfect.

 

[MrSki]

 

[TheHoodedClaw]

What does a top sports reporter and commentator do when there's no sport?



This pretty much made my day.

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[xes]

I sent this to my mum for mothers day...

 

[keybored]

Imagine my complete shock.

 

[quiet guy]

Boris Johnson has been declared fit and well to work by Ian Duncan-Smith

 

[Badgers]

Imagine my complete shock.

Our (shared between 12 flats) food recycling bin is half full atm. That is at least 10 times the usual amount of food waste.

I think it is a combination of the stockpiling cunts and more people not buying breakfast/lunch on commute or at office. Also more people/families at home so increased food waste as a result of more cooking.

Shame but at least it is getting recycled here.

 

[Marty1]

 

[keybored]

 

[two sheds]

Boris Johnson has been declared fit and well to work by Ian Duncan-Smith

Must be dead then.

 

[xes]

Who's got a guitar? This has been bouncing in my head today, full of schmaltzy goodness. Kind of filth that'll make you an instant internet star. You can have it for free.

There’s a group of people who’ve we’ve taken granted of
When they deserve our undying gratitude, respect and love
Fighting a war for us in dustbin bags and rubber gloves
For the NHS stay home!

Chorus
Glory, glory healthcare workers
Sorry half the country’s bonkers
Come on people don’t be plonkers
For the NHS stay home!


The Tories cut the NHS can someone tell me why
They said it was austerity but that was just a lie
Tried to sell it down the river then they sold us all a line
For the NHS stay home! (and never vote Tory!)

Chorus

A healthcare workers wage is a part of our national shame
To say that they’re unskilled is diabolically insane
And if you voted Tory then you’ve no one else to blame
For the NHS stay home!

Chorus

They’ve asked us to do one thing so there’s one thing left to do
Sit back on your behind flick on the box and make a brew
And maybe buy your hospital a box of masks or 2
For the NHS stay home!

Chorus


I'm very sorry.

 

[MrSki]

 

[Proper Tidy]

Snoopy sticks his head out after 4 1/2 minutes

That's four and a half minutes of my life I won't get back you prick

 

[Supine]

 

[Supine]

Just after Boris Johnson was diagnosed as positive Dom was seen running out of number 10. It didn't take long for this to happen

 

[keybored]

Just after Boris Johnson was diagnosed as positive Dom was seen running out of number 10. It didn't take long for this to happen

^There you go treelover

waiting for the benny hill music next

 

[crossthebreeze]

 

[mx wcfc]

Possibly the third time this has been posted, but worth it every time. Best I've seen so far. Is she a celeb/artist/presenter or something?

 

[Supine]

 

[mx wcfc]

She's already put her hands up to say it's a photoshop, but does it matter?

 

[two sheds]

(((pissed load of elephants in a cornfield)))

 

[A380]

That's four and a half minutes of my life I won't get back you prick

That was a typo, Snoopy pops out after 4 mins 45. You’d better watch it again...

 

[Yossarian]

 

[petee]

 

[Petcha]

 

[dylanredefined]

By April, only Altern-8 remain touring.

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Oh wow the old green NBC tops haven't seen one of those for years. Allways wondered why they became a fashion item.

 

[snadge]

Thought this was parody but it's not........