Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[IC3D]

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Yea the good PPE and uniforms made hmm

 

[keybored]

Yea the good PPE and uniforms made hmm

Found it, it's in Rotterdam.

DPG Media Privacy Gate

www.ad.nl

 

[NoXion]

I've just run across some dangerous fucking moron on Facebook who claims that going out and about is safer than staying inside... more than a whiff of the conspiraloon about him, as he called me a sheep for pointing out that sunlight isn't strong enough to prevent the spread of this virus.

Could someone please hurry the fuck up and invent a machine that allows you to repeatedly punch Facebook conspiraloons in the balls? I would pay good money for it.

 

[Badgers]

Poor thing

 

[brogdale]

Poor thing

Brexit voters all thinking...I knew they was posh.

 

[Badgers]

Poor thing

 

[keybored]

I've just run across some dangerous fucking moron on Facebook who claims that going out and about is safer than staying inside... more than a whiff of the conspiraloon about him, as he called me a sheep for pointing out that sunlight isn't strong enough to prevent the spread of this virus.

Could someone please hurry the fuck up and invent a machine that allows you to repeatedly punch Facebook conspiraloons in the balls? I would pay good money for it.

Was this one of the "but ultraviolet light kills the virus" types?

 

[Sprocket.]

One of our neighbours was admitted to hospital with suspected Covid-19.
He was fitted with the new Dyson ventilator and it’s said he is picking up nicely!

 

[Kaka Tim]

 

[Mation]

How to wash your hands

Watch this chameleon wash its hands like a pro

 

[Lurdan]

 

[NoXion]

Was this one of the "but ultraviolet light kills the virus" types?

Yes. They also seemed to be under the impression that the virus can be spread from home to home on the breeze, simply because houses aren't airtight. In which case I did ask how the fuck going out and wandering around in that virus-infested air is more helpful than staying out of it.

 

[belboid]

 

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I must confess I stared at this for a good 20 seconds before realising it's probably not animated.

 

[two sheds]

I must confess I stared at this for a good 20 seconds before realising it's probably not animated.

Snoopy sticks his head out after 4 1/2 minutes

 

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Snoopy sticks his head out after 4 1/2 minutes

Don't lie. It's going to be one of those scary faces leaping out with a massively loud scream coming from my speakers isn't it?

 

[Saul Goodman]

Snoopy sticks his head out after 4 1/2 minutes

Checks image extension... jpg

 

[two sheds]

Checks image extension... jpg

 

[dessiato]

 

[Anju]

 

[Anju]

 

[Saul Goodman]

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Liked for the use of two yardsticks (or their metric equivalent) tied together.

 

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Liked for the use of two yardsticks (or their metric equivalent) tied together.

And the sterile glove!

 

[belboid]

 

[Petcha]

I quite like the way the dog does a quick tune up before the tiffany number

 

[Marty1]

Alright own up which one of you did this?

danny la rouge ?

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It’s funny because it’s true

 

[Petcha]

This bitch has some serious lungs

 

[Marty1]

 

[two sheds]

This bitch has some serious lungs

He's not actually in tune there

 

[Petcha]

The dog or the dude?

The dog's nailed it.