Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[Big Bertha]

 

[Big Bertha]

on a lighter note I received this from a friend last night - told him he would regret it today:

Heard some advice on the radio last night, it said to have inner peace, that we should always finish things we start, and we all could use more calm in our lives. I looked through my house to find things that I'd started and hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Whiskey, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how feckin fablus I feel rite now. Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two al bee hapee wilst in de instalation.

 

[AmateurAgitator]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[MrSki]

 

[Badgers]

This one is good, probably belongs on another thread. My mate was having trouble explaining the reasons behind distancing and isolation to a petulant 13 year old boy and apparently this worked:

 

[prunus]

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He took 14 each of the ones for eating didn’t he? And 14 of each type of bird too I think. But why should they know that kind of thing?

 

[cybershot]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Saul Goodman]

This one is good, probably belongs on another thread. My mate was having trouble explaining the reasons behind distancing and isolation to a petulant 13 year old boy and apparently this worked:

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[JimW]

 

[ruffneck23]

 

[Big Bertha]

He took 14 each of the ones for eating didn’t he? And 14 of each type of bird too I think. But why should they know that kind of thing?

Didn’t know that tbh

 

[Mumbles274]

 

[pesh]

 

[Badgers]

 

[xes]

 

[Saul Goodman]

Edit: oops...done already

 

[A380]

 

[cupid_stunt]

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I've got my own version, anything 'up north' should be sealed off.

 

[Big Bertha]

 

[gentlegreen]

 

[fishfinger]

H

Her Majesty's men

 

[Marty1]

 

[MickiQ]

Lego bringing out a new range

 

[A380]

Drug dealers not tardy- 20 mins after the start of Boris’s broadcast...

 

[8ball]

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Dunno whether its too oversimplified, or still too complex for the fuckwits.

 

[Orang Utan]

REMAIN INDOORS:

 

[Chester Copperpot]

Heh