Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[Ax^]

Thanks Moonchedit


fair enough I'll still resist telling her that if the situations goes south and the kids already have the virus bleaching the toilet is not going to resolve it

 

[Saul Goodman]

she more than likely has a spectic tank as she lives in the arseholes of north ireland

was just wondering were the Trump supporting Brother in law would of heard this ballocks

same guy suggested the bleach cure for authism to a mutual friend

was almost going to send him back simular links that it cures the carnovirus but don't want it trying it out on her kids

Tell her she'll be getting the septic tank emptied every few weeks when the dead otters start surfacing.

And that she should stop listening to an obvious mental case.

 

[Ax^]

she 3 kids in and has moved to a town in north ireland with around 300 people in it

she already pretty much self isolated but still freaking out

me telling her to not listen to the hubby will only lead to not talking to her

what can ya do

 

[Saul Goodman]

a town in north ireland with around 300 people in it

A veritable metropolis

 

[existentialist]

1 roll will last 5 days? Obviously written by a single man, who never lived with a woman

Well, I don't know about "who never lived with a woman", but I calculate that in the 14 months I have lived here, I have bought a total of 57 toilet rolls, not counting the pack currently in use. So I reckon that works out at about 4 rolls a month. And I use it to blow my nose (I usually have a morning sneezing fit as part of my daily workout routine ) as well.

OK, I'm...economical in my use of it, but not to any extent I'd think of as unhygienic.

 

[existentialist]

So the sister is married to a bit of conspricy/trump supporting nut case

and after talking to her on the weekend is throwing bleach down the toilet everytime someone has a shit in here house to avoid picking up the carnovirus from her kids shit


has anyone heard this ballocks as i did not want to bash her to much as she pretty freaked out about it all

lives in North ireland with her elderly Father in law who has COPD

She's more likely to infect herself via (unbleached) droplet infection from sploshing stuff down the bog when someone's just taken a shit in it.

 

[existentialist]

she 3 kids in and has moved to a town in north ireland with around 300 people in it

she already pretty much self isolated but still freaking out

me telling her to not listen to the hubby will only lead to not talking to her

what can ya do

I think being the voice of reason, quietly and calmly allaying the fears he's probably happily frothing up, pretty much as you are doing, seems like the best option. She'll probably appreciate someone who isn't babbling endlessly about the next big threat/drama/conspiracy theory.

 

[Ax^]

I think being the voice of reason, quietly and calmly allaying the fears he's probably happily frothing up, pretty much as you are doing, seems like the best option. She'll probably appreciate someone who isn't babbling endlessly about the next big threat/drama/conspiracy theory.

he was not always a headcase but its come on over the last 5 years


aye i'm there for her as a calming voice as are other family members and mutual friends but she going dragged into it


when this started i was going to wind her up about it being a chemical introduced to the population via chemtrails that was activated by 5G

I resisted she is still family and him by extension it just not a situation i can interven with from london

 

[Saul Goodman]

 

[Mr.Bishie]

 

[spitfire]

trans: Wash your hands like you just cut up chillies and now want to have a wank

I know that wasn't strictly necessary to translate but what ho.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Wash your hands like you just cut up chillies and now want to have a wank

I know that wasn't strictly necessary to translate but what ho.

it was for those of us whose knowledge of german is very limited. i'd got as far as something about washing hands and masturbating, but the rest was beyond me...

 

[spitfire]

it was for those of us whose knowledge of german is very limited. i'd got as far as something about washing hands and masturbating, but the rest was beyond me...

Glad I bothered then.

I learnt German when I was a teenager and have an alright understanding of it still but only found out today what the german for wanking is!

 

[Aladdin]

Well, I don't know about "who never lived with a woman", but I calculate that in the 14 months I have lived here, I have bought a total of 57 toilet rolls, not counting the pack currently in use. So I reckon that works out at about 4 rolls a month. And I use it to blow my nose (I usually have a morning sneezing fit as part of my daily workout routine ) as well.

OK, I'm...economical in my use of it, but not to any extent I'd think of as unhygienic.

Ah but maybe you went to the loo elsewhere? Pub? Work?

 

[existentialist]

Ah but maybe you went to the loo elsewhere? Pub? Work?

Nearly all of my shits happen chez moi.

 

[Treacle Toes]

All that rice people have stockpiled? Dinner next week.

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Ah but maybe you went to the loo elsewhere? Pub? Work?

the current crisis adds a further level of satisfaction to going to the karsey at work - not only are you doing it on company time, you're also using company bog roll...



(and yes i am considered to be in a key job and no i can't work from home)

 

[Aladdin]

Nearly all of my shits happen chez moi.

Okay ...

 

[petee]

was just wondering were the Trump supporting Brother in law would of heard this ballocks

same guy suggested the bleach cure for authism to a mutual friend

using bleach, like using colloidal silver (as i mentioned somewhere else around here), is real rightwing, Q-type, prepper, stigg-it-to-the-libs stuff. if that guy's a trumper he could have picked it up anywhere on his internet travels.

it cures HIV too.

GOP Firebrand Alan Keyes Helps Sell Toxic Bleach as an HIV Cure

The FDA warns that Miracle Mineral Solution can be fatal, but desperate consumers aren’t getting the message.

www.poz.com

 

[two sheds]

using bleach, like using colloidal silver (as i mentioned somewhere else around here), is real rightwing, Q-type, prepper, stigg-it-to-the-libs stuff. if that guy's a trumper he could have picked it up anywhere on his internet travels.

it cures HIV too.

GOP Firebrand Alan Keyes Helps Sell Toxic Bleach as an HIV Cure

The FDA warns that Miracle Mineral Solution can be fatal, but desperate consumers aren’t getting the message.

www.poz.com

Yes somewhat terminal definition of 'cures' there.

 

[Badgers]

Shit just got bad

 

[Saul Goodman]

Shit just got good

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FTFY

 

[a_chap]

Closed all McDonald's you say?

At least it proves the old saying "Every cloud has a silver lining"

 

[Big Bertha]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[dessiato]

 

[Athos]

All that rice people have stockpiled? Dinner next week.

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With a toilet paper side salad.

 

[dessiato]

 

[Big Bertha]

 

[dessiato]

Closed all McDonald's you say?

At least it proves the old saying "Every cloud has a silver lining"

Except for their, already badly treated, staff.