Coronavirus meme/panic/fear mongering general thread

[Badgers]

Isn't that the Scarecrow level from the Batman Arkham Asylum game?

Dunno

 

[Badgers]

 

[tim]

I’d be throwing myself onto a grassy knoll which is the same height as the window

Yet another librarian poster.

 

[spring-peeper]

nice to see some common sense floating around fb

 

[Ax^]

 

[Ax^]

 

[T & P]

I reckon the Austrians have found the solution to the antivaxxer problem…

COVID-19: Vienna brothel offers customers 30 minutes with 'lady of their choice' in exchange for coronavirus jab

Vaccination uptake levels in Austria are among the worst in western Europe. Roughly 64% of Austria's population is fully vaccinated and those who are unjabbed are now banned from visiting cafes, restaurants and hairdressers.

news.sky.com

 

[mx wcfc]

I reckon the Austrians have found the solution to the antivaxxer problem…

COVID-19: Vienna brothel offers customers 30 minutes with 'lady of their choice' in exchange for coronavirus jab

Vaccination uptake levels in Austria are among the worst in western Europe. Roughly 64% of Austria's population is fully vaccinated and those who are unjabbed are now banned from visiting cafes, restaurants and hairdressers.

news.sky.com

"One of the women who works at Fun Palast, who gave her name as Mina, said ".......

.....And I also think it's a great idea that this is being offered for women, children and of course men." "

 

[T & P]

"One of the women who works at Fun Palast, who gave her name as Mina, said ".......

.....And I also think it's a great idea that this is being offered for women, children and of course men." "

I’m pretty sure (or would like to think) it’d be the parent of the child being jabbed who enjoys the reward of the scheme. ‘30 minutes free if you get the vaccine; bring the wife and kids to get jabbed too, and get an additional 30 minutes’ credit for every additional person vaccinated’. I can’t see many punters taking advantage of such offer though.

 

[danny la rouge]

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Supine]

 

[Johnny Doe]

North Circular Road....nobs

 

[High Voltage]

It is OK to vax seems fine

It's the

To say no passport

That doesn't make much sense

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

It is OK to vax seems fine

It's the

To say no passport

That doesn't make much sense

 

[MrCurry]

It is OK to vax seems fine

It's the

To say no passport

That doesn't make much sense

I bet It won’t be there a day before someone cuts it in half and disposes of the right hand side.

 

[editor]

 

[Puddy_Tat]

 

[MickiQ]

They also don't commute to work on the London Underground or visit nightclubs both of which are probably related to the fact they don't need a Covid pass

 

[Epona]

They also don't commute to work on the London Underground or visit nightclubs both of which are probably related to the fact they don't need a Covid pass

And let's face it, if a lion got on the tube at London Bridge, it would quickly have the train to itself.

 

[tim]

And let's face it, if a lion got on the tube at London Bridge, it would quickly have the train to itself.

I'm sure, as long as Valerie Singleton was holding the leash, nobody would be too perturbed.

 

[Epona]

I'm sure, as long as Valerie Singleton was holding the leash, nobody would be too perturbed.

Honestly if I saw Valerie Singleton get on the tube with a lion on a leash I would just assume at that point that I was tripping hard.

 

[Yossarian]

There's a COVID vaccine for lions and I don't think they'd allow a transfer between zoos without proof it had been administered.

There's also apparently been zero problems in vaccinating lions, so maybe a better caption would have been "Shut up and take your shot like a lion."

For all of our large, exotic cats — that’s lions, tigers and mountain lions — they’re being positively reinforced with goat’s milk sprayed in their mouths,” Alex Herman, vice president of veterinary services at the Oakland Zoo in California, told me. “They really love it.”

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/zoos-have-started-vaccinating-animals-against-the-coronavirus/2021/10/21/e07d6caa-26d0-11ec-9de8-156fed3e81bf_story.html

 

[Chilli.s]

that david kurten, what a dangerous loon

 

[farmerbarleymow]

that david kurten, what a dangerous loon

He was that oddball who stood for the london mayoral election wasn't he, on some odd xtian-type family values platform?

 

[PR1Berske]

Have you seen this one? He looks one month away from living in a cave and proclaiming a new independent republic before turning the gun on himself.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Have you seen this one? He looks one month away from living in a cave and proclaiming a new independent republic before turning the gun on himself.

It would have been perfect if he'd accidentally let go of the thing in his hand and smashed the window behind him.

 

[Yossarian]

Have you seen this one? He looks one month away from living in a cave and proclaiming a new independent republic before turning the gun on himself.

Looks like he's gone full Manson already.

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

Looks like he's gone full Manson already.


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Got a lobster tattooed on his forehead?

 

[pbsmooth]

Presumably that's how he fights Covid