stdP
One Swiss dinosaur in Polly Gosling's anorak hood
Turkeys must be cooked in full PPE
Conga lines to be limited to no more than four households
Everyone must use their own coke straw, sharing forbidden
Chateau Lafite '52 to be classified as an essential worker
Community outreach program to knit life-sized nurses to fill vacant staffing positions
The cabinet to go on a national morale-boosting tour of Covid-stricken Michelin-star restaurants
Only mistletoe with two jabs and a booster shot to be allowed for snogging under
Conga lines to be limited to no more than four households
Everyone must use their own coke straw, sharing forbidden
Chateau Lafite '52 to be classified as an essential worker
Community outreach program to knit life-sized nurses to fill vacant staffing positions
The cabinet to go on a national morale-boosting tour of Covid-stricken Michelin-star restaurants
Only mistletoe with two jabs and a booster shot to be allowed for snogging under