Change UK: Chuka Umunna resigns from Labour party and launches Independent Group

[Teaboy]

Wrong Crispin. Millsy is standing for the BNP I think...

Crispin Hunt on vocals for Longpigs, no?

So many Crispins. How many Crispins did you go to school with folks?

 

[Jeff Robinson]

I think Fox's role is to let people who consider themselves broadly 'left' give themselves permission to vote Farage, and if that performance is anything to go by she's a decent investment.

She’s a more skilled propagandist than I’d previously thought. I can see how people who aren’t familiar with her schtick, don’t know her background and don’t know who supports her could be taken in by her pseudo-leftism around Brexit.

 

[Augie March]

Crispin Hunt on vocals for Longpigs, no?

He sure is but I said Mills in my OP. Always get those two mixed up, much like how I get CUK and Tories mixed up...

 

[SpackleFrog]

"Mike Gapes, the party’s foreign affairs spokesperson, said: “Seems that far left trot trolls and cultists are worried about @TheIndGroup hence all the vile abuse and lies being directed at some of our candidates today.


“It’s all a tactic designed to divert attention from the abject failures of the pro Brexit Corbyn Labour. It won’t work.”"

Change UK says criticism by Muslim community groups is 'smear campaign'

E2A:

 

[Poi E]

No shortage of right wing parties in England, to be sure.

 

[Riklet]

It's so refreshing to see these twats failing.

 

[HungryTommy]

Chukka's not a bad guy, one of the few Labourites i like

funny, how they made a nice white, attractive,female, middle class ex-Tory, leader though, hmm

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Chukka's not a bad guy, one of the few Labourites i like

Welcome to the boards.

Pile on in 5... 4... 3..

 

[Pickman's model]

Chukka's not a bad guy, one of the few Labourites i like

funny, how they made a nice white, attractive,female, middle class ex-Tory, leader though, hmm

If you really liked him you'd do him the courtesy of spelling his name right

 

[Argonia]

Chukka's not a bad guy, one of the few Labourites i like

He's not a fucking Labourite though is he? He's a fucking cuk.

 

[SpackleFrog]

He's not a fucking Labourite though is he? He's a fucking cuk.

That's a really poor use of that 'joke'.

 

[SpackleFrog]

Chukka's not a bad guy, one of the few Labourites i like

funny, how they made a nice white, attractive,female, middle class ex-Tory, leader though, hmm

We're not bad people but you won't like us. Go away.

 

[Teaboy]

We're not bad people...

Speak for yourself, I'm a right dick. Pissed myself laughing when Bambi's mother died.

 

[SpackleFrog]

Speak for yourself, I'm a right dick. Pissed myself laughing when Bambi's mother died.

It's all relative. Bambi's mother was fictional so that's not actually as amoral as you think it is.

 

[Bahnhof Strasse]

Speak for yourself, I'm a right dick. Pissed myself laughing when Bambi's mother died.

It's all relative. Bambi's mother was fictional so that's not actually as amoral as you think it is.

I laughed when Wills and Harry's ma died in that Parisian tunnel. Also not amoral

 

[HungryTommy]

I'd say the Cuck party is kinda racist for not having Chukka as leader

 

[brogdale]

I'd say the Cuck party is kinda racist for not having Chukka as leader

...and sekcist and all.

2/10

 

[Dogsauce]

Or kinda racist for, um, the racist stuff party representatives keep coming out with.

 

[Treacle Toes]

Since when did alt right terms like 'cuck/cuk' become acceptable around here?

 

[brogdale]

Since when did alt right terms like 'cuck/cuk' become acceptable around here?

Tbf, when used without the context of explanation or irony, they are a very useful heuristic for the mods.

 

[Kaka Tim]

Activist quits Change UK claiming it is ‘riddled with distrust’

paywalled so can only read the first bit - but still pretty funny. Although im intrigued about the nature of the "grassroots movement" of a three month old party formed by an MPs focus group and funded by banks

 

[Dogsauce]

Activist quits Change UK claiming it is ‘riddled with distrust’

paywalled so can only read the first bit - but still pretty funny. Although im intrigued about the nature of the "grassroots movement" of a three month old party formed by an MPs focus group and funded by banks

Aaron playing both sides now then?

 

[William of Walworth]

Meanwhile, I see that this utter arsehole "Hungry Tommy* has now been banned. Thanks, mods

 

[Poi E]

Shit trolling, too. Wonder how he found the site?

 

[brogdale]

Shit trolling, too. Wonder how he found the site?

Intellectually taxing, I'd imagine.

 

[William of Walworth]

Shit trolling, too. Wonder how he found the site?

Been here before I suspect -- they usually have

 

[teqniq]

 

[likesfish]

I mean Chuka the cuk is funny because they named their stupid party with an unfortunate acronym. So you can call him a CUK to your heart's content as its an accurate description and a fairly pathetic pun.
but then change UK is fairly pathetic we are backing the PM not to hold a general election as we are disappearing up are own arseholes when the voters get a say.

 

[Funky_monks]

Ukip leader endorses Change UK candidate accused of Islamophobia

Well, this probably shouldn't have made me chuckle, but it did.

 

[Dogsauce]

Love the way they accuse any critics of being from the ‘hard left’ as though that’s more than a couple of dozen people these days. Mainstream social democrats are the new dangerous radicals apparently.