Celebrity Big Brother 2007

[Lisarocket]

So does anyone know when exactly the next nominations are?

Jo, Danielle and Shilpa have all talked about noms. I'm wondering if they'll be punished by not being allowed to nominate. It would readress the balance of power the coven has and stop the inevitable Dirk v Shilpa public vote.

Jermaine 'shake it' Jackson with all his Bez fan votes should be ok till the final now

A small concern is that Jack embryon is flying under the radar because he says and does nothing apart from flash his dinkle and wear hats...

 

[tarannau]

Old Tekla does get the highest number of surplus contributions on this thread though - effortlessly re-treading old ground and repeatedly misrepresenting the views of others in his haste to get another 'it's about the liberals putting the white working class down' jibe in.

Fairplay to the fella. He's the most persistently predictable single issue numpty we've seen on these boards for quite a while...

 

[tekla]

Na. He's just an obsessive fan. And thats nothing to be ashamed of Tekla.

I hope I haven't upset rocketman. I didn't mean to be rude. rocketman if you're upset I'm really really really really really really really really sorry.

 

[exosculate]

So does anyone know when exactly the next nominations are?

Jo, Danielle and Shilpa have all talked about noms. I'm wondering if they'll be punished by not being allowed to nominate. It would readress the balance of power the coven has and stop the inevitable Dirk v Shilpa public vote.

Jermaine 'shake it' Jackson with all his Bez fan votes should be ok till the final now

Jermaine is a cert for top three, and I hope he wins.

I hope there are at least 3 up. A double eviction would be good too.

 

[tekla]

Old Tekla does get the highest number of surplus contributions on this thread though - effortlessly re-treading old ground and repeatedly misrepresenting the views of others in his haste to get another 'it's about the liberals putting the white working class down' jibe in.

Fairplay to the fella. He's the most persistently predictable single issue numpty we've seen on these boards for quite a while...

Jade's not white you plonker. She's mixed race.

 

[Lisarocket]

Jermaine is a cert for top three, and I hope he wins.

I hope there are at least 3 up. A double eviction would be good too.

Is it too much to hope that it'll be Jo Danielle and Cleo up?

Cleo to go and one of the others- maybe Jo because she was proclaiming when pissed last night that she wants to spend her last days in the house getting at Dirk...

 

[Lisarocket]

Jade's not white you plonker. She's mixed race.

And because of that she in no way could be construed as a racist or a bully

And so it begins again...

Can we get back to talking about Jermaine's knitwear and maraccas purleeeeeeese

 

[exosculate]

Is it too much to hope that it'll be Jo Danielle and Cleo up?

Cleo to go and one of the others- maybe Jo because she was proclaiming when pissed last night that she wants to spend her last days in the house getting at Dirk...

The producers would have to do a hell of alot of manipulation for that outcome.

It would be nice though.

 

[Lisarocket]

NEWSFLASH.....

Noms are happening now

 

[tekla]

And because of that she in no way could be construed as a racist or a bully

Course she could be. Anyone can. Seriously, has some moron on this thread claimed that a mixed race person cannot be a racist or a bully owing to the composition of their DNA fingerprint?

 

[rocketman]

Can we get back to talking about Jermaine's knitwear and maraccas purleeeeeeese

He always looks nice and smart, but JJ's maraccas in the diary room joke was pure under-stated brilliance, I thought.

 

[Lisarocket]

Course she could be. Anyone can. Seriously, has some moron on this thread claimed that a mixed race person cannot be a racist or a bully owing to the composition of their DNA fingerprint?

So Tekla. Got any opinions on Jermaine's funky knitwear or his recently discovered comedy geinus ?

 

[Lisarocket]

I love stuff like this

http://www.yidaho.net/wordpress/

LOL at Jermaine's

 

[tekla]

So Tekla. Got any opinions on Jermaine's funky knitwear or his recently discovered comedy geinus ?

I don't normally watch Big Brother. I'm here defending my current right to choose not to watch it, rather than have that right removed by a member of the Mary Whitehouse Walking Dead.

He's that black chap, right? Some sort of pop star, sportsman or soap person presumably? In the little I saw he seemed kind of gentle and relaxed and just wanted everyone to 'get on.' I know nothing of his knitwear.

 

[Griff]

The first 'celeb' backlash against Jade? Or will it be the same as before, with Jade selling magazines?

 

[tekla]

The first 'celeb' backlash against Jade? Or will it be the same as before, with Jade selling magazines?

Same is before. People forget Jade was in worse trouble in 2002, with the Sun calling her a baboon.

The pig thing started almost immediately, but that was just the beginning. By mid-June, the Sun was calling her a hippo, then a baboon. On July 3 the paper launched its campaign to "vote out the pig". "Jade is one of the most hated women on British TV

http://www.guardian.co.uk/Archive/Article/0,4273,4464401,00.html

The advice she gets from her agent, John Noel, is key. If he's not experienced enough or doesn't have the right contacts she should get Max Clifford NOW.

Millions of £s are at stake. I still say Jade should get herself on a plane to India ASAP and appear on our screens with a snotty-nosed orphan on each knee. The obvious thing for an ignorant person to do is to educate themselves. Let Jade educate herself about India, under the watchful eye of Max Clifford.

 

[STFC]

I still say Jade should get herself on a plane to India ASAP and appear on our screens with a snotty-nosed orphan on each knee. The obvious thing for an ignorant person to do is to educate themselves. Let Jade educate herself about India, under the watchful eye of Max Clifford.

Hasn't she been to India before? My missus said she saw footage of her walking down a street shouting "UUUURRRGGGHHH!!!! IT STINKS!!!!" or something.

 

[tekla]

Hasn't she been to India before? My missus said she saw footage of her walking down a street shouting "UUUURRRGGGHHH!!!! IT STINKS!!!!" or something.

Yes. The bottles containing her (now withdrawn?) perfume are manufactured in India. She visited the factory. I'll find a link...

Max Clifford must teach her to say:

"UUUURRRGGGHHH!!!! IT STINKS!!!! but va money a'm givin to de orphanage sewage system thingamyjig whatsit wiw improve ma'ers innit?"

It's not rocket science.

 

[tekla]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6287857.stm

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/Shh_Jade_Goody_has_India_connection/articleshow/1343894.cms

 

[Miss Potter]

The advice she gets from her agent, John Noel, is key. If he's not experienced enough or doesn't have the right contacts she should get Max Clifford NOW.

Millions of £s are at stake. I still say Jade should get herself on a plane to India ASAP and appear on our screens with a snotty-nosed orphan on each knee. The obvious thing for an ignorant person to do is to educate themselves. Let Jade educate herself about India, under the watchful eye of Max Clifford.

I've just read this week's NOW magazine; they interviewed Max Clifford and he said he wouldn't represent her now

 

[tekla]

I've just read this week's NOW magazine; they interviewed Max Clifford and he said he wouldn't represent her now

Worrying.

 

[Treacle Toes]

The coven knew about Dirks past impotence problems (impotence was mentioned in her routine, but not seen on the highlights show)and that his father was shot by his brother. When they were watching it back Jo's face said it all really...

Hadn't thought of that. I thought Jo was just cringing for her...how horrible, if it's true.

 

[nonamenopackdrill]

Hasn't she been to India before? My missus said she saw footage of her walking down a street shouting "UUUURRRGGGHHH!!!! IT STINKS!!!!" or something.

Exactly.

I think she could make money by being a public hate figure, like the panto villain - but she doesn't have advisors and family to help her do that.

 

[Georgie Porgie]

Exactly.

I think she could make money by being a public hate figure, like the panto villain - but she doesn't have advisors and family to help her do that.

She won't need 'em.

As I said pages ago... ^

Jade will eventually do well out of this.

A brief fall from the publics eye a few repentant statements and some casually dropped stories about 'charity' work for with young underpriviledged Asian kids.. and eventually some shitty, desperate for ratings paper or channel will sign her up and use her notoriety for publicity.

And the off she'll go again to become 24th most important person in the world*

*whatever.

 

[newbie]

Anyway, I now know that left to you and Newbie, the future of TV is live rape and murder.

utter drivel

Your whole case is based on two planks, which I've repeatedly asked you to detail, and which you won't or, more likely, can't. Accusing me (or tekla come to that) of all sorts of calumny is a smokescreen to get past the fact that you actually have a house built of straw.

tell me

what laws have been broken?

who has been harmed?


and please stop accusing me of wanting to see anyone murdered or raped.

 

[rocketman]

and please stop accusing me of wanting to see anyone murdered or raped.

Didn't say you wanted to, just you can't present a model of censorship to prevent it. So what's your model? Why do I have to do all the work?

Your the one that wants a free media, now tell me how to make that work, in the public interest.

<<Taps foot>>

 

[newbie]

you're putting words into my mouth again. I'm not talking about a 'free media', whatever that is, I'm talking about CBB '07. You've been running around making all sorts of demands because of what has happened in the house.

All I've suggested is that nothing particularly important has happened, and therefor nothing particular needs to be done about it.

Now, who has been harmed, and what laws have been broken? if you can't answer those simple questions (which, after all, stem from what you've posted) then why do you think that something must be done?

 

[rocketman]

Yawns
I don't think we have any right to continue this tedious mutual wank.

So

What about JJ's maraccas? He was funny, I thought.

 

[newbie]

 

[Orangesanlemons]

No real clue as to who's up in the 4th eviction (4th! This time last year we'd had a damn sight more than 3 evictions) apart from Dirk, but the amount of airtime dedicated to Jo whinging would possibly suggest she's up.

Jackwatch: 47 mins into the show: said "bollocks" when told he'd failed the task. 57 mins into the show: said "I'd like to see Shilpa drunk". Otherwise completely mute.

Cult hero in the making imo and still available *to win* at 140-1.