Brixton news, rumour and general chat - April 2014

[isvicthere?]

No, that's just what they gave you.

Who, all the "reasonable people"?

 

[MrSki]

Scotland is a long way to go just for breakfast.

 

[Orang Utan]

At least we can all agree that the Scottish Breakfast is clearly superior to the English imitation.

Is there a Scotch café in Brixton?

 

[teuchter]

Is there a Scotch café in Brixton?

only for special people.

 

[boohoo]

A Scottish breakfast can include the fruit pudding - an ingenious way to provide much needed large quantities of almost pure fat and sugar.

http://www.pollokwilliamson.co.uk/index.cgi?product=Fruit Pudding&prt=Frui Pudding &xm=1&d=7&mid=&tp=1

That looks nice - I'll have that and ditch the fried breakfast.

 

[boohoo]

only for special people.

special Scottish people?

 

[teuchter]

special Scottish people?

That's right. quimcunx and I often meet there for Illuminati meet High Tea.

 

[boohoo]

That's right. quimcunx and I often meet there for Illuminati meet High Tea.

I was gonna ask if it was you two with your special Scotch handshakes.

 

[Ms T]

Sean from Tidy Hair is back in London, apparently. He was certified fit to fly yesterday.

 

[Ms T]

On Full English breakfasts, Primadonna does a good one even though it's Portuguese.

 

[colacubes]

Sean from Tidy Hair is back in London, apparently. He was certified fit to fly yesterday.

Hooray

 

[EastEnder]

special Scottish people?

They're all special. Have you ever met a normal one??

 

[Onket]

On Full English breakfasts, Primadonna does a good one even though it's Portuguese.

Excellent call. The bloke in there is really nice and you can have a beer with your breakfast.

 

[Pickman's model]

Excellent call. The bloke in there is really nice and you can have a beer with your breakfast.

or buckfast, if you're from north of the border.

 

[Onket]

or buckfast, if you're from north of the border.

I don't think they serve that. teuchter & quimcunx would have to smuggle their own in.

 

[clandestino]

Who indulges in a "dry slice"? © clandestino

My dry slice days are long gone, sadly.

 

[friendofdorothy]

That's put me off breakfast.

 

[Pickman's model]

That's put me off breakfast.

a bottle of buckfast will see you right

 

[choochi]

Sean from Tidy Hair is back in London, apparently. He was certified fit to fly yesterday.

That's great news!

 

[editor]

My dry slice days are long gone, sadly.

What happened?

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

If i'm honest i don't really know what a dry slice is, probably best that way. I did have a sloppy giuseppe the other day which i was a bit disappointed with.

 

[colacubes]

If i'm honest i don't really know what a dry slice is, probably best that way. I did have a sloppy giuseppe the other day which i was a bit disappointed with.

Toast; no butter.

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

Toast; no butter.

I can't believe people do that.

 

[Dexter Deadwood]

Brixton butter, now there is an idea! It's been over a hundred years since we had a diary. I would buy Brixton butter as long as it was spreadable.

 

[clandestino]

Toast; no butter.

Bread, no butter actually.

Toast, no butter is just insane and wrong.

 

[Orang Utan]

That makes sense actually if you dip it in your egg.
Same with toast and a boiled egg. You don't need the butter.

 

[clandestino]

That makes sense actually if you dip it in your egg.
Same with toast and a boiled egg. You don't need the butter.

That's what I'd get it for. It was just for dipping in the egg.

 

[clandestino]

What happened?

I gave up eating bread.

 

[editor]

I gave up eating bread.

 

[Orang Utan]

Aargh at people giving up bread and milk. Just it cos it makes their poos nicer.
Or summat.