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Is this on Coldharbour Lane again?
Brixton chitter chatter, part 2
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Is this on Coldharbour Lane again?
editor
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Yep.
chainsaw cat
Tea. Biccies. Happy now?
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
I have just thrown a saucepan of water over a couple shagging on my doorstep. The bloke fell over in his scramble to get away. I told him to shut the garden gate on his way out 
He didn't though.
He didn't though.
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
It was cold water. I don't know who it was. The woman was a prostitute I think. Blokey got the brunt. There's been a bit of a spate recently. Steroid boy's Mum has had loads of trouble...limp soggy condoms agogo in her garden of a morning.
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
Miss-Shelf
I'll meet you further on up the road
I have just thrown a saucepan of water over a couple shagging on my doorstep. The bloke fell over in his scramble to get away. I told him to shut the garden gate on his way out
did you feel satisfied after?
I get people pissing and shitting near my flat cos there's a substation next to it and they think we don't look out of our windows - maybe I need a water gun?
I have just thrown a saucepan of water over a couple shagging on my doorstep. The bloke fell over in his scramble to get away. I told him to shut the garden gate on his way out
Boiling oil or molten lead works too.
I've been wandering round for ages and it's all permit only.
What is it then?
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
I was chatting to editor in the mods forum (work of vital national importance
did you feel satisfied after?
I get people pissing and shitting near my flat cos there's a substation next to it and they think we don't look out of our windows - maybe I need a water gun?
) and under my window I heard them at it...I sneaked downstairs and quietly into the kitchen, remembered the mop bucket was in the back garden 
silently got a saucepan and filled it with cold water, tippy-toed to the front door, flung it open and chucked the water over them. The element of surprise
And boy were they surprised! Yes, it was very satisfying indeed and I doubt they'll be back.
Miss-Shelf
I'll meet you further on up the road
ha ha
The other day I was crossing Tulse Hill to go down Water Lane, and noticed that the driver of a bus waiting at the lights was asleep. I mean, properly asleep. As the lights turned green, cars behind him started beeping - he jerked awake and drove off.
This seems pretty scary to me - this guy's in no fit state to drive. I made a note of the registration number and number of the bus, but haven't done anything about it. Should I get in touch with the bus company?
This seems pretty scary to me - this guy's in no fit state to drive. I made a note of the registration number and number of the bus, but haven't done anything about it. Should I get in touch with the bus company?
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
How do you know he wasn't just checking the insides of his eyelids?
I'll remember that one next time I get caught nodding off at work - probably in about ten minutes' time.
Minnie_the_Minx
someinenhhanding menbag and me ah bollox
Stobart Stopper
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I have just thrown a saucepan of water over a couple shagging on my doorstep. The bloke fell over in his scramble to get away. I told him to shut the garden gate on his way out
Mrs Magpie
On a bit of break...
I knew you'd like that one, Stobes 
Good news if you want to be fit and frugal - a gym has opened in Vauxhall with £15 per month membership and no contract (but a £20 signing fee). In St George's Wharf (the big office/flats thing next to the bridge) and with machines and weights but no fancy jacuzzi or classes. http://www.thegymgroup.com/take-a-gym-tour-vauxhall.asp
(not Brixton but also not a million miles away)
(not Brixton but also not a million miles away)
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