Brazil v Germany (Semi Final) Tuesday 8th July 2014

[ska invita]

i for one welcome our new football overlords

 

[Fez909]

I know he was offside but how did Fred not header that FFS!?!

 

[goldenecitrone]

Not quite the Brazil of old, are they?

 

[Gingerman]

Game needs a goal.....

 

[Doctor Carrot]

Germany v Holland might be good

That's the final I want. Massive rivals aren't they?

 

[twentythreedom]

They should all just shake hands, call it a day and go to the pavilion for tea and sandwiches, like they do in test cricket, which is the ultimate sporting contest as we all know . Waste of time fucking about playing just to pass time.

 

[Badgers]

Don't worry, Fred's still on the pitch.

Gives the crowd something to boo

 

[J Ed]

It's almost as if Germany aren't scoring any more goals to help Brazil save face at this point

 

[quimcunx]

They should all just shake hands, call it a day and go to the pavilion for tea and sandwiches, like they do in test cricket, which is the ultimate sporting contest as we all know . Waste of time fucking about playing just to pass time.

Someone fetch Brazil a towel.


6 omg.

 

[savoloysam]

 

[Espresso]

Holy smokes.

 

[J Ed]

Nevermind lol

 

[Belushi]

inevitable that one

 

[twentythreedom]

Don't call him Schurrle

 

[quimcunx]

It's almost as if Germany aren't scoring any more goals to help Brazil save face at this point

Or not.

 

[ska invita]

GOAAAAAAL!!!!

 

[Badgers]

Six up

 

[Lord Camomile]

I know he was offside but how did Fred not header that FFS!?!

Exactly what I was thinking. Throw yourself at it, for fuck's sake!

 

[Doctor Carrot]

5-5 Brazil to win on penalties.

Bollocks!

 

[Fez909]

I know the difference between 5 and 6 isn't a lot, but one more and it's the worst ever result. They have to try to stop more goals in, have to.

#utterfail

 

[belboid]

It's just like watching Tranmere

 

[twentythreedom]

i for one welcome our new football overlords

"New"?

 

[J Ed]

So what's this going to end up? 8-0??

 

[starfish]

Its Schurrle all over now.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Looks like Mourinho was wise to sell David Luiz when he did. You'd not get a blim of hash and a ham sandwich for him now.

 

[Badgers]

First Hulk off and now Fred. Football has died

 

[Lord Camomile]

Bollocks!

The dream was glorious while it lasted.

 

[Belushi]

It's almost as if Germany aren't scoring any more goals to help Brazil save face at this point

Saving themselves for the final and occasionally thinking 'might as well get another'

 

[Voley]

GOAAAAAAL!!!!

That was LIQUID FOOTBALL!

 

[quimcunx]

Please, just get one goal. One teeny tiny goal.

If Germany had any sense of decency at all they'd score an own goal, two own goals.