Big Brother

[Corax]

Did you see her last night getting scarecrow to wear the pj's in bed... how fucking sad is she.

Last night was the first time her behaviour made me think that she seriously needs some help.

The girl is truly unhinged.

 

[J77]

Is that before or after she gets her lils out in Zoo/Nuts/FHM/Loaded/Page 3

I reckon the personal trainer will be called for first

And they could do with giving her a makeover while they're at it

 

[twistedAM]

I know them as:

GoNads (from the BB crowd posters)
The Ginger Whinger (BBLB)
MEMEMEMichelle (U75)

Also, anyone notice that whenever MEMEME wants to put Shell down she uses her old 'princess' nickname in a really spiteful way?

Nicknames we've been using:

Michelle - Potatohead (or Tayto)
Shell - My Little Pony
Nadia - Bob The Builder
Jason - Mary (or Trolley Dolly)
Victor was MC Eubanks or 5 Cent

Sturat and dan haven;t done enough to earn a nickname

Ah well the ones that'll get rich out of this are the psychoanalysists. Been great fun and the phrase "the price of fame" comes to mind. Fuck em all.

 

[Rollem]

The girl is truly unhinged.

she's just immature. there's no other way to put it. is stuart her first "proper boyfriend" or something?!?

 

[Numbers]

Don't know about 'proper boyfriend'... Stu, although I like him cos he reminds me of a mate, is just a big old scaredy cat.

 

[Rollem]

i meant proper as in not a playground "will you be my boyfriend" thang

 

[hektik]

we have been referring to michelle as 'moomin'

the similarities in the face are quite startling:

 

[J77]

we have been referring to michelle as 'moomin'

the similarities in the face are quite startling:[/img]

Genius

 

[Jenerys]

Oh I'm all of a tizzy now that Victor's gone and Michelle has proved me wrong

I'm still undecided as to who to pitch in behind with my support. And there's only just over a week to go

 

[Siouxsie]

Whats wrong with Mary today?...he hasn't stopped talking!, he was even laughing earlier...yes, laughing!!, honestly, I'm not making it up .....he was singing that "Granma we love you" song, as well....he sounds like a mad budgie on trill .

And wait till Mememichelle sees the footage of chicken stu, snuggling up to Shell in the night...pmsl, I can't wait, I think it will be a case of wind her up, and watch her go .

 

[Numbers]

And wait till Mememichelle sees the footage of chicken stu, snuggling up to Shell in the night...pmsl, I can't wait, I think it will be a case of wind her up, and watch her go .

be great if BB showed the footage whilst they're still in there - I'd love to see the pieces fall off mrs potatoe head...

 

[twistedAM]

just watched eforum....Spudhead is now the favourite to go. The nation genuinely fels sorry for Mary.

I'm actually going to vote for the first time.
"Everyone needs love
You know that it's true
Someday you'll find someone
That'll fall in love with you
But oh the time it takes
When you're all alone
Someday you'll find someone
That you can call your own
But till then ya better...

Well, well, well you just can't tell
Well, well, well MeMeMichelle
Well, well, well you never can tell
Well, well, well my MeMichelle"

 

[twistedAM]

Yep.

09011 21 44 07

don't forget..I just did

"thanks you for calling Big Brother. You have voted to mindfuck Michelle."

well that's what they shoulda said

 

[Harold Hill]

we have been referring to michelle as 'moomin'

the similarities in the face are quite startling:

I think the Lib Dem MP for Brent East face fits the most.

You forgot to do the captions the wrong way round. Although 'Psychotic animal that causes endless rage to TV viewers' could apply to the Moonmins too.

 

[holteman]

just finnished watching BB.

feel really bad for nadia, her dan stu and shell were in the garden and some drunken twats shouted over NADIA's A MAN!!!.

everyone kinda arkwardly said they didnt hear it properly but guessing by there reactions and the way they comforted her i think they probably did. it was almost like they suddenly felt there suspicions were correct.

nadia's in a right state, paraniod as fuck, not knowing wiether they know or not.

maybe its time for her to at least confied in dan........

 

[holteman]

oh and just for the record.....i REALLY want michelle OUT!!!!

she really is freaky as fuck!

shell on the other hand i want to reproduce with

 

[twistedAM]

shell on the other hand i want to reproduce with

ugh! you want to have offspring whose grandfather is a shetland pony?

finding it hard to feel any sympathy for Nadia...and anyway that will only help her win though I wish BB had thrown her out on one of the occassions when she threatened to cos she couldn't get any cigarettes

 

[Barking_Mad]

I wonder if they did test to pick out a genuine psycho and michelle was it?

 

[chegrimandi]

hehe nutter psycho/bunny-boiler/moomin proper snapped at spew twice tonight....very very funny....he looks genuinely scared now.....

 

[Barking_Mad]

If she'd have told me I wasnt going on a holiday skiing Id have told her where to get off.

"Welcome to Dumpsville, population - you"

 

[WasGeri]

nadia's in a right state, paraniod as fuck, not knowing wiether they know or not.

maybe its time for her to at least confied in dan........

I think if Jason goes on Friday, she should confide in the others. I think she is still a bit wary of him and doesn't want to say anything with him in the house.

Poor Nadia.

Agree about Michelle - she's only been seeing the bloke a few weeks, she can't tell him not to go on holiday! Talk about clingy and bossy.

 

[sparkling]

I felt sorry for Nadia and this could help increase her chances of winning but also wasn't Dan a trouper the way he comforted he and sat up outside the diary room even though he just wanted to go to sleep?

Michelle - beyond description now...whats all this about not allowing Mary to brush her teeth etc...everyone else is so she must stick out like a sore, smelly thumb. She needs to be voted out now so Stu can have some time away from her.

 

[Buddy Bradley]

Heh heh - what a fruitcake! Did anyone even understand her reason for dumping cereal on Stu - half the time her accent is more impenetrable than Nadia's.

 

[redsnapper]

Sorry but I havn't got any sympathy for Nadia, I mean come off it, she enters the BB house hoping to keep something like that a secret lol I thought it was a wind up when I first heard it (not that she was a man but that she was trying to keep it secret).

I really wanna see Michelle walk on friday so she is forcibly seperated from Stu cos she is just such an annoying f*ckin nightmare in there now She just can't help herself from butting into everything he does and wtf was that outburst about last night when she virtually threw the porridge at him

She's a f*ckin psycho and needs to be made to sit with Davina and watch all her bunny-boiling antics while we all sit and watch her squirm - oh how Davina will enjoy rubbing her nose in it when she is evicted (looking increasingly likely it will be this week if bookies are anything to go by *rubs hands gleefully*).

To my disgust (at myself) I sat and watched the live BB feed late last night. Now I know they havn't got much to play with with it being live and so late most of the housemates have gone to bed but I still don't know how they justify showing virtually a full hour of Jason applying moisturiser to his face then getting a bath. His vanity is of truely gargantuan proportions, in fact it beggars belief tbh, probably pathological anyway.

 

[Fuzzy]

she's just immature. there's no other way to put it. is stuart her first "proper boyfriend" or something?!?

what you mean she has managed to have more than an 8 hour relationship with someone.

 

[Corax]

I still don't know how they justify showing virtually a full hour of Jason applying moisturiser to his face then getting a bath.

To my disgust (at myself) I sat and watched the live BB feed late last night.

Question answered Red!


If you were one of the housemates and you heard someone shout "Nadia's a man" would you think

a) Some pissheads think she's ugly, irritating, whatever, and are shouting insults over the wall.
b) Nadia, who you have seen naked, is actually a man.

It's going to be a) isn't it?

 

[aurora green]

Dan is just so sweet. I've liked him since the first day, I agree Nadia should confide in him, he already knows her 'secret', Im sure 'cos last week he said to Victor, 'Im a gay man, I love Nadia'.
As for Memechelle, I wonder if she has any awareness of her own destructive behaviour, she had such a good chance, and now she's totally blown it, I hate to think what will happen to her in the future.

 

[J77]

Sorry but I havn't got any sympathy for Nadia, I mean come off it, she enters the BB house hoping to keep something like that a secret lol I thought it was a wind up when I first heard it (not that she was a man but that she was trying to keep it secret).

I think the point is that she doesn't see it as a secret, more that it's not anyones business. The others keep their pasts hidden from Nadia, why not hers from them?

Dan must of known before - during this weekly task, he's probably had to shave her back a few times

I really have no favourite to win anymore... bring back VICTOR!

otherwise, probably Nadia to win.

 

[J77]

As for Memechelle, I wonder if she has any awareness of her own destructive behaviour, she had such a good chance, and now she's totally blown it, I hate to think what will happen to her in the future.

A few 'glamour' shots, followed by a celebrity breakdown, followed by the bottle - she should be forgotten in a week or so.

 

[t0bytoo]

What's with the 'shouting over the wall'. Isn't it just a little antic from the tv producers stirring up trouble.

Don't they have the whole show canned anyway. Do they release the actual voting report of evictions, or just evict whoever they feel like it.

Or is that just spoiling the 'fun'?