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MEMEMEMEMEMEMEmichelle isnt going to be happy about her chicken being chained up to another women for three whole days. it could be class watching her stew.
 
HAHAHAHAHA...stuart and shell...chained together...I think she shoudl jump his bones just to see the look on Michelle's face...
 
I just love this years big brother!
Good pairings! Mary will go bonkers without doing his workout, he's already been complaining.
He just looks distorted. I cant believe he thinks he looks good.
Also, get Nadias' builders arse last night, she really should wear better pants.
her and Dan should make an entertaining couple though.
The whole thing's a bit of a freak show, when you think back to nice sensible Craig(also a body building nut, but nowhere near as extreame as jason)and Anna in the first show. These guys are freaks.
 
Michelle's gonna go fucking loopy.

Victor should've won the whole thing...

..but as he can't the next best thing would be to reduce a contestant to a breakdown :D
 
Michelle has real problems with self esteem and stuff...she is so dependent on Stu and all that talk about being an ugly duckling...I was seriously worried for poor Shell when Michelle came into the kitchen to watch the bread making. Didnt the atmosphere change?
 
sparkling said:
Michelle has real problems with self esteem and stuff...she is so dependent on Stu and all that talk about being an ugly duckling...I was seriously worried for poor Shell when Michelle came into the kitchen to watch the bread making. Didnt the atmosphere change?

dunno about that I think she has just fallen head over heels for very-dull Stu....I reckon in real-life she would be pretty assured and quite a nice person......

after all she aint the only laydeee round these parts to fall for the charms of little chicken stu is she now sparky....hehe :D ;) :p
 
chegrimandi said:
dunno about that I think she has just fallen head over heels for very-dull Stu....I reckon in real-life she would be pretty assured and quite a nice person......

after all she aint the only laydeee round these parts to fall for the charms of little chicken stu is she now sparky....hehe :D ;) :p


aahhh now don't start me on Little Stu...he just needs taking care of... I worry cos he mumble so much...he needs bringing out of himself. :)
 
sparkling said:
aahhh now don't start me on Little Stu...he just needs taking care of... I worry cos he mumble so much...he needs bringing out of himself. :)

*wonders what part of him you'd be trying to bring out first* :eek: :p
 
that look on michelle's face when she saw stu making bread with chelle
i saw lightning bolts, fire and brimstone flashing across her eyes
steer well clear of that one stu mate, the highest of high maintenance
it is pisspoor now though,jason is getting a hard time in my opinion, at first he was lively cracking jokes, ok it was to impress vanessa but he has more life than stu or chelle, he just can't be bothered anymore
and nadia to win?
i fucking hope not, spoilt twat "oh my cigarettes my cigarettes"
which leaves dan
on the fence, daddy of the group
'tis a shame - the characters are out and blandness reigns supreme..
..out of interest - do any of you regularly text/phone in to nominate??
i liked this series a lot but not THAT much..
 
Just caught a brief look whilst waiting for the kettle to boil..Shell and Stu putting on lip gloss and teeth brushing and generally both chatting and having a nice time while being chained together.
They join the others and Mary looks suicidal :eek: :eek: He's chained to bunny boiler Michelle and is just slumped against the wall not speaking or moving..Michelle meanwhile gave Stu the third degree ...''where have you been and what you been doing?''

Dunno what they are all lined up against the wall waiting for though? :confused:
 
sparkling said:
Just caught a brief look whilst waiting for the kettle to boil..Shell and Stu putting on lip gloss and teeth brushing and generally both chatting and having a nice time while being chained together.
They join the others and Mary looks suicidal He's chained to bunny boiler Michelle and is just slumped against the wall not speaking or moving..Michelle meanwhile gave Stu the third degree ...''where have you been and what you been doing?''

Dunno what they are all lined up against the wall waiting for though? :confused:

lol :D :D

'wor lass saw yous loookin at her tits liiiike...... :D

when they get unchained he is going to get the 10th degree and I reckon michelle might wee on him to remark her territory..... :eek:

shell will get a punch in the gob.....
 
Please don't vote Memememichelle out (yet) - she has the best chance of throwing a real and proper wobbler! Imagine her eyes spinning around as pool lil'Chicken-Stu has to help Marsh-ell-mallow into her knickers (chained together like they are) . . . .
Last year we were left with three nice blokes for the last few days - are we are going to be left with all the "nice" people for the final week? I'm thrilled to bits that I cannot seriously like any of these people, and so have no fears for their mental well-being. Take the ciggies off Nadia! More bread making for Shell and Chicken-Stu. Confiscate Memememichelles make-up! Hide Mary's butt-bronzer! Make Dan shave off that head growth that he has cultivated over the last few weeks! I'm not looking for arguments, just a bit of stirrin' it up, like. And more alcohol thrown in too, never hurts (!)
 
Poor Dan. If he's such a good hairdresser, how come he's managed to miss that little patch? I'm still waiting for someone to point it out.

Dan to win btw.
 
Corax said:
We're missing 3 vicious nicknames...


Stu-pid?

I don't want to be vicious about Dan and Nadia, and it seems a bit cruel to pick on Stuart really, like mocking the afflicted :)
 
So what are the nicknames?

I know them as:

GoNads (from the BB crowd posters)
The Ginger Whinger (BBLB)
MEMEMEMichelle (U75)

Also, anyone notice that whenever MEMEME wants to put Shell down she uses her old 'princess' nickname in a really spiteful way?
 
I hope Michelle is going to be seriously embarrassed when she gets out and sees how silly her behaviour is.

I think its interesting that poor little Stu is not missing her at all but rather placates her to stop her making a fuss. I think he would be quite happy being chained up to anyone really...which reminds me I must make sure that padlock still has a key handy. ;) :D
 
sparkling said:
I hope Michelle is going to be seriously embarrassed when she gets out and sees how silly her behaviour is.

Is that before or after she gets her lils out in Zoo/Nuts/FHM/Loaded/Page 3 :rolleyes:
 
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