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redsnapper said:
Which are nothing short of atrocious, who the fuck decided she was anything to look at in a bikini. Sorry, I know that sounds terrible but if birds must do this sort of thing for cash then they can be criticised no? I guess it's the suckers who buy papers on the strength of it that deserve the real criticism but really it's seriously scraping the barrel when you've got the likes of emma in a bikini in a newspaper for titilation.

I saw the pic in a discarded copy of The Sun in a cafe yesterday btw ;)
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Screw you- she got unfairly kicked out. As [even Victor said 'everyone deserves to leave through the front door'. She entertained and I hope she got the cash- I also though she looked nice in the pictures but then I don't know why I'm bothering to argue with someone who refers to women as 'birds' :( :mad:
You sir are a sexist twat :p
 
When we were introduced to all the twats at the start, I remmber her saying that she'd like to get into doing porno movies. What better way to start your career than being the first person to fuck on British TV.

The way I see it is that Stu puts it about a bit in real life but wouldn't tell his mum. He's mortified to think that she will be watching all this but can't stop himself from playing up to her as often as possible. I think a lot of lads would be the same. Give it large down the boozer about all the birds you've shagged but shit a brick at the thought of screwing in front of 6 million viewers.
 
redsnapper said:
:D :D















Cock :rolleyes:
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That has got to be one of the best posts ever! :D

Er and nate I don't really want to get into this here, but I think it's a bit much calling redsnapper a "sexist twat" just for saying "bird". It's a pretty commonly used word ya know.
 
icepick said:
Er and nate I don't really want to get into this here, but I think it's a bit much calling redsnapper a "sexist twat" just for saying "bird". It's a pretty commonly used word ya know.
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Does common usage make it right icepick? :(
How very mainstream you are :D
Is redsnapper a worm? :confused:

Is BB boring now? :p
 
blosch said:
no, but i don't remember any of them threatening to kill the other housemates. Vic is an odious cunt who deserves severe character readjustment when he's booted out, or a trip to court. i think he knows that and has toned it down a bit, even reining in mary when he started to get upset about marco waking the poor love up from his beauty sleep.

but he''ll revert to type, it's a matter of time.
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what kind of sheltered life do you lead where you think that everyone who makes death threats during an argument should end up in court??
 
silentNate said:
Does common usage make it right icepick? :(
How very mainstream you are :D
Is redsnapper a worm? :confused:

Is BB boring now? :p
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you really are a fucking nobber

putting loads of smileys into your posts doesn't make you "wacky", it just makes you even more fucking irritating.
 
satsuma said:
putting loads of smileys into your posts doesn't make you "wacky", it just makes you even more fucking irritating.
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No mate don't be fooled, Nate's as wacky as they come. Kinda like a New Age Timmy Mallet only more annoying :)
 
nah timmy mallet is cool :cool:

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redsnapper said:
No mate don't be fooled, Nate's as wacky as they come. Kinda like a New Age Timmy Mallet only more annoying :)
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A new-age Timmy Mallet is the type of cuss I expect from a Sun-reading scumbag like you redsnapper :D :p
Shame this threads still more entertaining than BB :eek:
 
That Vanessa - the SA girl who keeps moaning about being victimised for being blonde. Doesn't she realise her roots are beginning to show? Surely they have mirrors and hair dye in the BB house.
 
miniGMgoit said:
Did you notice how Mary was man handling Vanessa with a bit of a, you know, :oops: Stiffy :eek:
He is a brute
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Notice? The Van Ness Monster was asking "What's that Jay?"

Doesn't she know?



And personally, I think she encourages Mary's seedy advances.
 
Corax said:
Notice? The Van Ness Monster was asking "What's that Jay?"

Doesn't she know?
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She knows.

That's why she was surprised...

And personally, I think she encourages Mary's seedy advances.
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Yes. The whole thing is repulsive. Like watching a pair of dumb 15 year olds. The sooner she's out, the better.
 
satsuma said:
what kind of sheltered life do you lead where you think that everyone who makes death threats during an argument should end up in court??
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i didn't say everyone, i said victor, because he's a wannabe gangsta, and apparently he threatened someone with a knife. I still think he'll kick off again, hopefully against mary, who may give him more than emma could.

As for the sheltered life comment, i've probably seen a lot more of it than you ever will.
 
hegley said:
He was buttering his toast when the argument kicked off. Hence the knife. :rolleyes:
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So all this "Victor threatened to stab someone" stuff is actually more like "Victor happened to be holding a butter knife whilst arguing with someone"?

Genuine question, but if so, mountains and molehills anyone?
 
Corax said:
So all this "Victor threatened to stab someone" stuff is actually more like "Victor happened to be holding a butter knife whilst arguing with someone"?

Genuine question, but if so, mountains and molehills anyone?
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Perfect synopsis of the situation. Gold star for Corax. :cool: (Your synopsis doesn't make such good red top fodder though. :( )
 
Reminds me of a Chubby Brown joke:
"I knew the mugger was a local lad, the knife still had butter on it"

I'd love to see Jason and Victor going at each other, Jasons lovely white robe flapping open to reveal his quickly diminishing pecs as Victor bellows out "do you KNOW who I am??" while Marco frantically trys to pull them apart only to be flung aside like a rag doll onto the cooing and whispering Stuart and Michelle.
Ahmed feeling left out would revert to his finest hour by smashing plates against the wall as Shell wails helplessly on the floor with her head in a plastic container. Vanessa gets upset at the total disregard for the crockery "don't you know I have a deep respect for the hard work of the potters to produce such beautiful plates, when you've eaten off palm leaves like I've done back home you don't treat plates that way, you anima!!".

It's all abit de ja vu......do something original ffs, their appeal is starting to wear thin, abit like Jasons bonce.
 
Siouxsie said:
I'd love to see Jason and Victor going at each other, Jasons lovely white robe flapping open to reveal his quickly diminishing pecs as Victor bellows out "do you KNOW who I am??" while Marco frantically trys to pull them apart only to be flung aside like a rag doll onto the cooing and whispering Stuart and Michelle.
Ahmed feeling left out would revert to his finest hour by smashing plates against the wall as Shell wails helplessly on the floor with her head in a plastic container. Vanessa gets upset at the total disregard for the crockery "don't you know I have a deep respect for the hard work of the potters to produce such beautiful plates, when you've eaten off palm leaves like I've done back home you don't treat plates that way, you anima!!".
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Have you got a clip?




Oh.... damn.
 
Viccy and Mary. What a pair of complete and utter egotistical twazzocks. Wish someone would tell Viccy who he is, poor lad's so confused. Jason makes me ashamed to be Scottish. He should learn a few more words, other than "fucking". He's a disgrace.

I reckon they didn't put Emma back in cos they just know she can't keep the heid. The rest of them calmed down. She wasn't able to. Probably best that she didn't go back. Although, I wish she had. I think she's sweet. Crazy, but sweet.

Thing is, who is going to win!?

And why aren't they putting someone else in the house since Emma was taken out by BB?

And I reckon Vanny might just have a wee crush on Mary. She wouldn't let him away with half of what he's doing if she didn't.

Go Dan! :)
 
I want Nadia to win.

I want Mary And Vicky up for nomination next and I want vicky out first. I want to be there when he halls his carcass out of that building to be greeted by a bararge of Boo's and Hisses. That should remind the fucker of who he is.

Sorry

Tis a shame Emma was booted out as I really liked her but she had to go. Because of her lacking in the brain department it made it very difficult to reason with her. Bless though. I hope shes ok :)
 
Geri said:
She's fine - having a whale of a time on BBLB. Today she is having a singing lesson (heaven forbid! :D )
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she doesnt seem too bitter about having been kicked out does she? not seen any of the interviews they did with her immediatley afterwards.
 
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