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Typical Channel 4 - just when it threatens to get interesting they start ejecting people.

The Emma v Victor thing was the only action that caught my attention. Notr sure if I'll watch anymore.
 
Its all gone a bit shit now.
One thing you can garrenty is that there will be no more action what so ever. It will now be the usual BB.
Yawn :rolleyes:
 
Please tell me someone else saw Dan being an utter knobsock talking about the auditions and coming in "straight off the street" etc...

FFS... :rolleyes:
 
i think emma will do the sueing. last night she admitted to feeling a bit cheated (poor lass, takes her a while to realise she's been shafted), but if her mum is a solicitor, hopefullly they'll kick up about it, specially Vic the pricks death threats.

unless they've bought emma off somehow
 
Im pretty sure they would have paid Emma off in some sort of way. Its going to be hard for her though as she cant keep her gob shut for 5 minutes. They probably have her gagged and hog tied in some wardrobe somewhere in C4 HQ :D
 
She's had 'exclusives' in the Mirror and the Sun today and already done some shots of her in her skimpies...she's doing okay.

Unlike Victor who'll have to watch his back whenever he goes out at night for the next 5 years!
 
Sorry. This is sinking very low but have you noticed how bloody fat Victor is. He couldnt hold himself up on the bars for 10 seconds.
Im sorry to have sunken as low as to take the piss about his sizeable gerth but hey. Hey the stay puff marshmallow man :D :rolleyes:
 
ernestolynch said:
Unlike Victor who'll have to watch his back whenever he goes out at night for the next 5 years!
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Doubt it - would you recognise anyone from the first three Big Brother series if you passed them in the street?
 
Buddy Bradley said:
Doubt it - would you recognise anyone from the first three Big Brother series if you passed them in the street?
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no, but i don't remember any of them threatening to kill the other housemates. Vic is an odious cunt who deserves severe character readjustment when he's booted out, or a trip to court. i think he knows that and has toned it down a bit, even reining in mary when he started to get upset about marco waking the poor love up from his beauty sleep.

but he''ll revert to type, it's a matter of time.
 
ernestolynch said:
...and already done some shots of her in her skimpies...she's doing okay
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Which are nothing short of atrocious, who the fuck decided she was anything to look at in a bikini. Sorry, I know that sounds terrible but if birds must do this sort of thing for cash then they can be criticised no? I guess it's the suckers who buy papers on the strength of it that deserve the real criticism but really it's seriously scraping the barrel when you've got the likes of emma in a bikini in a newspaper for titilation.

I saw the pic in a discarded copy of The Sun in a cafe yesterday btw ;)


Edit: The way the frequency of posts has dropped on this thread is testament to how crap BB has gone since the big bust up IMO. I only had half an eye on it last night while I was on here and at no point during the hour did anything happen to warrant 1 full eye let alone 2 :rolleyes:
 
There doesn't half appear to be a lot of coercion re "cuddles" etc going on. Every day Jason chases Vanessa around for "just a wee cuddle" - she makes it fairly clear she doesn't really fancy it, and then he pins her down or squishes her against a wall so she doesn't have much feckin choice. :mad: It's really pissing me off now. She sort of giggles nervously every time he does this, but it's quite plain to see she's uncomfortable with it.

Leave her alone you fucking weirdo. :mad:

And that goes for Michelle practically date raping that poor little lad every night. Honestly. If it was a bloke being as predatory and invasive as her, towards someone who clearly looked freaked out by the whole thing, there'd be uproar! Just because she calls him "chicken" before she grabs his cock doesn't make it any better.

Victor and Jason are like those two old blokes at the end of the muppet show. :)
 
redsnapper said:
Which are nothing short of atrocious, who the fuck decided she was anything to look at in a bikini. Sorry, I know that sounds terrible but if birds must do this sort of thing for cash then they can be criticised no? I guess it's the suckers who buy papers on the strength of it that deserve the real criticism but really it's seriously scraping the barrel when you've got the likes of emma in a bikini in a newspaper for titilation.

I saw the pic in a discarded copy of The Sun in a cafe yesterday btw ;)
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no you didn't you lying shit she did the bikini pose for the mirror, she had her 1920's speak easy type photos in the sun, if you are going to make shit up then at least source your crap properly, espcially as they showed them on tv on bblb yest night (repeated 3 times)....

oh and the bikini thing we should pay attention to you becuase? your taste in what's looks good and what doesn't with regards to birds is of course what real wimmin should listen too, a winbag and a sexist prick good good... :rolleyes:
 
I'm ALMOST tempted to vote in the nominations this week though. Bloody Vanessa "Oh, it'll be me out because I'm blonde and a girl so they won't like me". No Vanessa, it'll be you out because you're a vain, up youself obnoxious bitch who thinks you're better than everyone else. God, she pisses me off with her sneering arrogance.

I think I need to get out more. Which I probably will, especially if Dan gets voted off instead - he's a bit sneery but compared to Vanessa he's a lovely sweety.
 
GarfieldLeChat said:
no you didn't you lying shit she did the bikini pose for the mirror, she had her 1920's speak easy type photos in the sun, if you are going to make shit up then at least source your crap properly, espcially as they showed them on tv on bblb yest night (repeated 3 times)....

oh and the bikini thing we should pay attention to you becuase? your taste in what's looks good and what doesn't with regards to birds is of course what real wimmin should listen too, a winbag and a sexist prick good good... :rolleyes:
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:D :D















Cock :rolleyes:
 
Masseuse said:
And that goes for Michelle practically date raping that poor little lad every night. Honestly. If it was a bloke being as predatory and invasive as her, towards someone who clearly looked freaked out by the whole thing, there'd be uproar! Just because she calls him "chicken" before she grabs his cock doesn't make it any better.
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Yes, he looked like he was hating every minute of it in the hot tub last night. Poor wee Stu having a gorgeous, topless, sexually confident woman all over him.
:p
 
redsnapper said:
:D @ Masseuse but agreed with totally, very uncomfortable viewing Jay's and Michelle's shenanigans...even with half an eye ;)
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i'm not sure Stu knows himself how he feels about Michelle. He didn't look too ovrwhelmed when she left, and he looked pissed off when she came back. i think he's a little boy at heart and needs someone to tell him how to handle her. Well, here goes then...

STU, TELL HER TO FUCK OFF, YOU DON'T REALLY FANCY HER, IT'LL ALL END IN TEARS, RUN BOY, FUCKING RUN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER RUN BEFORE!!!!!!!
 
blosch said:
i'm not sure Stu knows himself how he feels about Michelle. He didn't look too ovrwhelmed when she left, and he looked pissed off when she came back. i think he's a little boy at heart and needs someone to tell him how to handle her. Well, here goes then...

STU, TELL HER TO FUCK OFF, YOU DON'T REALLY FANCY HER, IT'LL ALL END IN TEARS, RUN BOY, FUCKING RUN LIKE YOU'VE NEVER RUN BEFORE!!!!!!!
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Oh, pur-lease - Stu's totally up himself, a personality-free pretty boy. Michelle's WAY too good for him.
 
She is ace.

If he don't want her, I'll have her.
He is clearly scared by a sexually confident girl. I did think that he really put himself in it last night when he said "yeah, but it's in here, isn't it? Out there, I'd be diving in. Diving in". That just gave her the green light to go in. If he actually doesn't want her, and was just humouring her, he will have to tell her in the next few days as her intensity is only going to increase now.
 
I reckon Stu keeps having reality checks - thinking how he would never want to try to pull Michelle in the real world, ie. a pub.
 
She's just so f*ckin desperate for a shag (can't blame her for that a course) it's embarassing :oops: I feel a tad sorry for the lad Stu but he's such a wuss as well: either shag the arse of her and shut her up good style or tell her to leave off with the 'trying to strong-arm you into sex' routine.
 
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