Ariel Sharon may be waking up!

[weltweit]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21225929

Ariel Sharon, the former Israeli prime minister who has been in a coma for seven years, has shown significant signs of brain activity, doctors say.

They kept him on life support for seven years! And now he may be waking up!

Just thought you might all like to know.

 

[frogwoman]

that's all we need

 

[Ax^]

quick everyone concentrate really hard


*jedi force choke*

 

[nino_savatte]

Please, no.

 

[DarthSydodyas]

David Cameron, the current prime minister who has been in power for some years, has shown no signs of brain activity, the people say.

 

[GarfieldLeChat]

that's all we need

zombie bibi...

hmmm how long is the statue of limitations on his crimes then?

 

[dylans]

May the evil fucker remain a dribbling vegetable for many more years to come

 

[Hocus Eye.]

I wonder if they will show him the Gerald Scarfe cartoon of the building of the 'separation wall'. That should evoke a response.

 

[agricola]

zombie bibi...

hmmm how long is the statue of limitations on his crimes then?

zombibi shurely?

 

[Fedayn]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-21225929


They kept him on life support for seven years! And now he may be waking up!

Just thought you might all like to know.

Good, get the cunt in court and then in prison awaiting trial.

 

[nino_savatte]

May the evil fucker remain a dribbling vegetable for many more years to come

Let's hope they aren't thinking of turning him into a cyborg a la Robocop.

 

[phildwyer]

It would be funny if he woke up as a Palestinian.

 

[Citizen66]

Or Israel's version of David Icke.

 

[19sixtysix]

The israelis are rebuilding him

 

[frogwoman]

He cant go back into politics again after this that's for sure

 

[frogwoman]

Or Israel's version of David Icke.

to be fair if you woke up after being in a coma for seven years just after some extremely controversial actions as prime minister you're bound to be a bit suspicious

 

[Citizen66]

to be fair if you woke up after being in a coma for seven years just after some extremely controversial actions as prime minister you're bound to be a bit suspicious

or think the miracle makes you the messiah. hopefully.

 

[Lo Siento.]

my, he will be soooo disorientated at how much Israel has changed in the past 7 years, particularly their policies toward Palestinians

 

[DotCommunist]

you cannot kill that which does not live

 

[Greebo]

you cannot kill that which does not live

You can make a damn good attempt at it though.

 

[Balbi]

 

[frogwoman]

It's true though what's with all these evil people who DON'T DIE? Sharon hasn't died and nor has thatcher!

 

[Balbi]

 

[SpookyFrank]

I thought the cunt was already dead tbh.

 

[DotCommunist]

 

[Giles]

"significant signs of brain activity"? First time for everything I suppose......

 

[DrRingDing]

People don't come out of comas OK like in hte movies.

He'll be a dribbling barely breathing wreck of a blob.

 

[SpookyFrank]

People don't come out of comas OK like in hte movies.

He'll be a dribbling barely breathing wreck of a blob.

Couldn't happen to a nicer guy etc.

 

[ymu]

Oh dear G-d, no.

 

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