a thread of fake Morleys

[not-bono-ever]

I am keeping a log of bogus Morley Chicken shops in that London. here are some to start you off

* only Morley lookalikes allowed

peckham, near Burgess park

 

[not-bono-ever]

Nunhead

 

[not-bono-ever]

Nr Brockley station

 

[Maurice Picarda]

What is a real Morley and why would anyone want to eat there?

 

[discokermit]

not as good as ken's tuck in fried chicken,

 

[not-bono-ever]

http://www.morleyschicken.com/

they are a SE London chicken shop chainette - and a staple food for many. They are not my cup of tea , but this thread is about bogus Morleys.Of which there are many and should be documented for future generations to salivate over

 

[not-bono-ever]

Please, only bogus Morleys on this thread.a prize of a lunchtime special ( 2 pieces of chicken+ sml fries + can drink ) for the most blatant Morley look alike posted.

 

[Maurice Picarda]

Morley was dead: to begin with.

The franchise cost is £85k excluding site acquisition costs, so I sympathise with the bogus ones.

 

[cybertect]

Morley's must have poor trademark lawyers

 

[clicker]

Morley's must have poor trademark lawyers

They pay them in feed apparently.

 

[pissflaps]

this is the only thread on this entire shitfarm website worth a damn.

congrats, OP.

 

[snadge]

Morley was dead: to begin with.

The franchise cost is £85k excluding site acquisition costs, so I sympathise with the bogus ones.

So you have to pay some cunt 85k to open up a chicken shop, lol.

I actually thought this thread was about roof tiling, ah that's marley, of course.

 

[Hocus Eye.]

I have never heard of Morley's Chicken Shops. This thread has given them free advertising. Can there be much difference between one chicken shop and another. Fried chicken is fried chicken. I speak as someone who eats takeaway fried chicken fairly often.

Mind I am not in that there Lunnun - just out of of danger.

 

[editor]

Is this a real one? On Coldharbour Lane. I think it's closed now. Never used it myself but it looked horrible inside with a big metal grill between the staff and customers.

 

[Boycey]

if you're gonna rip off a fastfood chain, go for the big boys

 

[not-bono-ever]

deptford/ new x

 

[Winot]

Morley's must have poor trademark lawyers

I'd imagine the lawyers would be very happy to take action, were they instructed.

 

[tarannau]

There's JJ Morleys down in Streatham, with at least another similar soundalike. Morleys > KFC to many it seems

 

[fogbat]

I am keeping a log of bogus Morley Chicken shops in that London. here are some to start you off

* only Morley lookalikes allowed

peckham, near Burgess park


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Down the road from the Flying Dutchman, isn't it? Saw it a few weeks ago and it made my evening.

 

[not-bono-ever]

yup. thats the fellow.

 

[Frumious B.]

I love this thread. I don't know why, but I do. We ALL love it. Is it a British thing? I reckon foreigners might be perplexed by our joy at Mowley/Merlie/Monley.

 

[pissflaps]

honourable mention to SE1's mindbendingly named...

 

[stethoscope]

^ Paging @Fez909

 

[not-bono-ever]

Brockley X

 

[not-bono-ever]

Sydenham ( 10 M from a real Morleys)

 

[not-bono-ever]

Forest Hill

 

[not-bono-ever]

Stanstead road, near Catford

 

[g force]

There's JJ Morleys down in Streatham, with at least another similar soundalike. Morleys > KFC to many it seems

According to my Trinidadian next door neighbour Morleys is "poor man KFC". Not sure where she stands on Dallas Fried Chicken - will ask later.

 

[pissflaps]

i see your cottage, and raise you... AN ENTIRE FUCKING PLANET!

/west croydon

 

[lefteri]

Chicken shop spotters might be interested in this article: http://www.creativereview.co.uk/cr-blog/2009/march/meet-mr-chicken