A thank you to Brexiteers.

[savoloysam]

I'm not afraid to try new things but a Spaghetti Bolognese with Turnips instead of tomatoes? Hmm think I'll pass on that one

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Back to the 1200s

We all get to live like it's World War II again and that's good,

A post for capturing planet remain hysteria/rage/the total loss of any sense of perspective which I'll update as the thread continues. Fruitful (geddit) pickings at the moment

 

[Pickman's model]

It's going to be a confused few months for the gammon army. One the one hand, Buying British is back and that's good. On the other it's Environmentally Friendly and that's woke. We all get to live like it's World War II again and that's good, but farmers say they need migrants to come and pick veg and that's woke. There's less of that foreign muck on supermarket shelves and that's good, but turns out a lot of the food we like is foreign muck, and that's woke ...

Not ww2, but the early 1950s

 

[philosophical]

Turnip Townsend was an MP.
She isn’t even original.

 

[Rob Ray]

A post for capturing planet remain hysteria/rage/the total loss of any sense of perspective which I'll update as the thread continues. Fruitful (geddit) pickings at the moment

Except I was actually mocking the gammon tendency to do a rose-tinted glasses number on World War II there, not saying we're on the way back to spam and wartime rationing. And while in the end I voted Remain on the grounds I could very easily see the Tories fucking us over using it as an excuse (which I don't think even the most ardent Brexit loyalist could strongly disagree with at this point), I actually agreed with a fair amount of the Lexiteer argument on what the EU represents.

Fwiw I don't think spaghetti bolognese is woke, either .

 

[Yossarian]

When did satire become hysteria?

Brexiters tick off 'food rationing' on list

BREXITERS have placed a big happy tick next to ‘food rationing’ on their list of conditions to return Britain to its ideal wartime state.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

 

[Smokeandsteam]

When did satire become hysteria?

Brexiters tick off 'food rationing' on list

BREXITERS have placed a big happy tick next to ‘food rationing’ on their list of conditions to return Britain to its ideal wartime state.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

If your argument is that planet remain on here hasn’t collectively lost the plot of late then posting up daily mash stuff as evidence suggests the malady is worse than the initial diagnosis

 

[Rob Ray]

If your argument is that planet remain on here hasn’t collectively lost the plot of late then posting up daily mash stuff as evidence suggests the malady is worse than the initial diagnosis

Given you literally just charged in with two feet to declare someone "hysterical" for cracking a joke about gammons being obsessed with WWII I don't think you have much of a leg to stand on with lost plots right now.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Meanwhile in Ireland:

Fruit and vegetable shortage due to poor weather in Spain, Irish retailers say | BreakingNews.ie

Spain has experienced below freezing temperatures over the last three weeks, affecting Irish supplies of fresh produce

www.breakingnews.ie

The loons will argue that this is climate change, war in Europe & basic island geography but we know the truth eh eh….!

 

[Artaxerxes]

Brexit is out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be made fun of, it cannot be questioned, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop… EVER, until you are dead!

 

[Pickman's model]

Brexit is out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be made fun of, it cannot be questioned, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop… EVER, until you are dead!

It won't stop even then

 

[Rob Ray]

Brexit is out there, it can't be bargained with, it can't be made fun of, it cannot be questioned, it doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and it absolutely will not stop… EVER, until you are dead!

Careful now, too much talk like that and Smokeandsteam might add you to their hysteria post.

 

[Artaxerxes]

It works for either side to be fair.

 

[Yossarian]

If your argument is that planet remain on here hasn’t collectively lost the plot of late then posting up daily mash stuff as evidence suggests the malady is worse than the initial diagnosis

It was more an example of satire than an argument, since you seem kind of unfamiliar with the concept.

 

[Smokeandsteam]

Careful now, too much talk like that and Smokeandsteam might add you to their hysteria post.

Good shout!

 

[The39thStep]

It won't stop even then

Probably be passed onto future generations for infinity . Babies christened into it , children told stories about it at bedtime , murals painted and songs written about it .

 

[Karl Masks]

Meanwhile in Ireland:

Fruit and vegetable shortage due to poor weather in Spain, Irish retailers say | BreakingNews.ie

Spain has experienced below freezing temperatures over the last three weeks, affecting Irish supplies of fresh produce

www.breakingnews.ie

The loons will argue that this is climate change, war in Europe & basic island geography but we know the truth eh eh….!

we still have to get the stuff from spain, which is in....checks notes....

 

[teqniq]

Is that the sound of wheels coming off Sunak's NI deal?

NI Brexit deal: Pressure on Rishi Sunak mounts amid frontbench resignations threat and Liz Truss intervention

article concludes with:

 

[brogdale]

Poster girl for Brexit

 

[Yossarian]

Probably be passed onto future generations for infinity . Babies christened into it , children told stories about it at bedtime , murals painted and songs written about it .

 

[Pickman's model]

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[Artaxerxes]

Apparently Coffey has gone viral in Spain cos eating turnips is Spanish slang for a blowjob

 

[danny la rouge]

Apparently Coffey has gone viral in Spain cos eating turnips is Spanish slang for a blowjob

What the fuck is going on? Has everyone from the Blackadder scriptwriters to the Spanish got turnips and parsnips confused? Because, and I’m not boasting here, my penis has never resembled a turnip. Even slightly. Parsnips I can just about - just about - see. But turnips? Are you fucking sure?

 

[Artaxerxes]

What the fuck is going on? Has everyone from the Blackadder scriptwriters to the Spanish got turnips and parsnips confused? Because, and I’m not boasting here, my penis has never resembled a turnip. Even slightly. Parsnips I can just about - just about - see. But turnips? Are you fucking sure?

So I am informed by a Spaniard of my acquaintance.


I assume it means the balls which tells you more than you’d like to know about the state of Spaniards testicles

 

[Artaxerxes]

Ah this is the Spanish turnip

 

[T & P]

I can confirm that 'cómeme el nabo' is indeed one of the go-to phrases when requesting oral sex from a partner. If not the most commonly used one in refined circles, perhaps.

 

[danny la rouge]

I can confirm that 'cómeme el nabo' is indeed one of the go-to phrases when requesting oral sex from a partner. If not the most commonly used one in refined circles, perhaps.

I don’t think I’ll be saying “suck my turnip” any time soon, myself.

 

[T & P]

To be precise, it's "eat my turnip", though it is not much of an improvement...

 

[mojo pixy]

Oh yeah .. mmm .. eat me the turnip, go on...

 

[brogdale]

Inbetweeners stylee...nosh my 'neeps