A thank you to Brexiteers.

[Raheem]

Are there really union jacks on bananas?

Think the components mainly come from places like Belize, but they are assembled at a plant near Warrington.

 

[Pickman's model]

 

[two sheds]

Google Image Result for https://ind.ie/blog/british-government-goes-bananas/images/banana.jpg

rotten british banana

 

[gosub]

Think the components mainly come from places like Belize, but they are assembled at a plant near Warrington.

pn a plant rather that at a plant surely

 

[gosub]

One customer described the union-flag on Mornflake porridge oats as “very unpleasant and quite intimidating”.

Creamy Superfast Oats – Mornflake - Mighty Oats

We carefully cut the oats into three before gently rolling them. The smaller oat flakes absorb the water or milk quicker, making them cook superfast, perfect for a smooth and creamy porridge.

www.mornflake.com

It's tiny!

Its porridge I find unpleasnat

 

[Raheem]

Think it has been in the so-called interesting facts thread that all commercial bananas are of British heritage.

 

[T & P]

It's great to see that the relentless push towards a (much more than before) nationalistic hard-right society that Brexit has undeniably caused is amusing to people, especially those who are left wing. A small price to pay to give the big bad EU a black eye, clearly

 

[TopCat]

It's great to see that the relentless push towards a (much more than before) nationalistic hard-right society that Brexit has undeniably caused is amusing to people, especially those who are left wing. A small price to pay to give the big bad EU a black eye, clearly

This is just bollocks all the way through?

 

[Raheem]

This is just bollocks all the way through?

Exactly like post-Brexit sausages.

 

[TopCat]

Sweet and crunchy?

 

[T & P]

This is just bollocks all the way through?

Yes, it is bollocks. Brexit has in fact caused British society to become more tolerant of foreigners, more open minded, more left-wing, and all around a much more pleasant place to live since Brexit. I don't know what I was thinking.

 

[19sixtysix]

Ripe for a report to trading standards

 

[Pickman's model]

Ripe for a report to trading standards

it'll be months if not years before they attend to it

 

[TopCat]

Yes, it is bollocks. Brexit has in fact caused British society to become more tolerant of foreigners, more open minded, more left-wing, and all around a much more pleasant place to live since Brexit. I don't know what I was thinking.

You are still all over the place.

 

[Badgers]

boycott threatened

I was already avoiding them due to their appalling new owners

 

[Pickman's model]

I was already avoiding them due to their appalling new owners

i read that as already avoiding them due to their appalling new omens and i was surprised you'd turned to soothsaying

 

[two sheds]

yep I'm watching what happens with selloffs and wages and things - they took over a Cornish company a few months ago and all the wages went up by a fair amount.

 

[Raheem]

Ripe for a report to trading standards

Probably overripe by now.

 

[bimble]

i do find this funny, maybe in an evil cackling way not sure. the bit about how they wont be able to sell it as British Pork after its been on a journey to Europe to find a butcher is the best bit.

Meat carcasses sent to EU for butchering amid UK worker shortage

Great Britain’s beef producers export to Ireland before reimporting, while pork processors consider the Netherlands

www.theguardian.com

 

[8ball]

i do find this funny, maybe in an evil cackling way not sure. the bit about how they wont be able to sell it as British Pork after its been on a journey to Europe to find a butcher is the best bit.

Meat carcasses sent to EU for butchering amid UK worker shortage

Great Britain’s beef producers export to Ireland before reimporting, while pork processors consider the Netherlands

www.theguardian.com

"Cosmopolitan-Citizen-Of-Nowhere-Petty-Bourgeousie Pork"

 

[TopCat]

Lots of bone in pork appearing in the shops at good prices. Rarely got big lumps bone in in the likes of Morrisons before but you do now.

 

[Badgers]

 

[Badgers]

 

[andysays]

Chris Patten, John Major, whoever next?

Do we know if the ghost of Ted Heath has posted on Twitter recently?

 

[Badgers]

The UK Government proposed no measurable way to assess the success of Brexit, according to documents seen by Insider.

The UK Government admitted it has no way to measure if Brexit is a success. Critics say it is a smokescreen for its failure.

Documents seen by Insider showed that, unlike with other UK policy priorities, the government suggested no measurable metrics for Brexit's success.

www.businessinsider.com

Strange that ^ as a lot of the Brexit voters seem to have no problem measuring the success and Sunlit Uplands

 

[seeformiles]

Yesterday Mrs SFM asked me to pick up a nice bottle of wine from the supermarket. For the first time I saw huge gaps on the shelves where the French wine normally sits.

 

[The39thStep]

Chris Patten, John Major, whoever next?

Do we know if the ghost of Ted Heath has posted on Twitter recently?

If they are pro EU/anti Brexit any old shit will do

 

[Badgers]

 

[sleaterkinney]

Lots of bone in pork appearing in the shops at good prices. Rarely got big lumps bone in in the likes of Morrisons before but you do now.

No butchers.

 

[Chilli.s]

Lying scum cunt