Your Terrible Christmas Film Recommendations

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Hot Frosty. What a title.

 

[Santino]

According to an article in The Sunday Times today, Hallmark have released 47 new Christmas films this season.

The article also quotes an actor who says they shot one film over Thanksgiving and it was being broadcast by 12 December.

 

[MickiQ]

It would generally be more accurate to say they have released 1 film with 47 different titles

 

[May Kasahara]

Currently watching "Love at the Christmas chalet" on Channel 5. It is of course complete trash.

 

[Orang Utan]

There are literally hundreds of them on Amazon Prime and Netflix. I feel a new project coming on

 

[Santino]

There's a piece of absolute filth on Channel 5 with Rob Morrow as an angel who's played as a weird kind of man-child.

 

[Orang Utan]

Try Hot Frosty I love Xmas romcoms and I couldn't take more than 20 mins of it

Think this one’ll have to be next:

“As Christmas approaches, Noelle (Bure) is at a crossroads in her life when it seems that love, a connection with her father, and her dream career are out of reach. When she stays late at her job in a department store on a snowy Christmas Eve, she accidentally gets locked in after closing. She isn’t too concerned about the prospect of spending the night in the store… until a quirky woman appears out of nowhere in the shoe department and tells Noelle that she’s her guardian angel. Soon, Noelle finds herself revisiting Christmases past, present, and future as she must work with her new neighbor, a handsome, Christmas-loving firefighter, to plan the annual Christmas Charity Gala. Will visiting the holidays of yesterday and tomorrow help Noelle take new chances and discover the true spirit of Christmas? And in realizing that the only thing standing in her way of leading a fulfilling life is herself, will the love she has longed for all her life be the best surprise gift of all? Starring Candace Cameron Bure, Luke Macfarlane and Jean Smart.”

 

[Sue]

Think this one’ll have to be next:
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“As Christmas approaches, Noelle (Bure) is at a crossroads in her life when it seems that love, a connection with her father, and her dream career are out of reach. When she stays late at her job in a department store on a snowy Christmas Eve, she accidentally gets locked in after closing. She isn’t too concerned about the prospect of spending the night in the store… until a quirky woman appears out of nowhere in the shoe department and tells Noelle that she’s her guardian angel. Soon, Noelle finds herself revisiting Christmases past, present, and future as she must work with her new neighbor, a handsome, Christmas-loving firefighter, to plan the annual Christmas Charity Gala. Will visiting the holidays of yesterday and tomorrow help Noelle take new chances and discover the true spirit of Christmas? And in realizing that the only thing standing in her way of leading a fulfilling life is herself, will the love she has longed for all her life be the best surprise gift of all? Starring Candace Cameron Bure, Luke Macfarlane and Jean Smart.”

So basically A Christmas Carol with shoes and a hunky fireman..? What a time to be alive.

 

[Skinny Ethel]

I yearn for a film starring a one armed window cleaner called Derek falls in love with a claims advisor in a jobcentre. All you get for christmas is your money stopped. Starring Derek Jacobi and Felicity Kendal.

 

[MickiQ]

According to an article in The Sunday Times today, Hallmark have released 47 new Christmas films this season.

The article also quotes an actor who says they shot one film over Thanksgiving and it was being broadcast by 12 December.

Quantity not Quality

I yearn for a film starring a one armed window cleaner called Derek falls in love with a claims advisor in a jobcentre. All you get for christmas is your money stopped. Starring Derek Jacobi and Felicity Kendal.

Can only clean the windows of bungalows

 

[Shippou-Sensei]

In the kinda great bad films there is Violent Night. It's basically Die Hard but with Santa.