Jennaonthebeach
What would Picard do?
I wish it could be Xmas every day would be an amazing horror film - or possibly a seasonal remake of Groundhog Day - you choose.
Your Terrible Christmas Film Recommendations
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Leafster
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wtfftw
melting like a toastie
I watched that yesterday.
Is that Chad Michael Murray in the lumberjack/doctor/schoolteacher role..?
It is. It really is.
ATOMIC SUPLEX
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WHat's it about?
Terminal cancer, this is her 'last christmas' . . . comedy farce ensues.
Worse.
A380
How do I change this 'custom title' thing then?
I liked that one!
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Still loads of missing elements there, the cute pre-teen offspring desperate for a Mom, the old secretive guy who looks suspiciously like Santa, gruff old Dad, being stranded in the boondocks, convenient amnesia, mistaken identity and of course the minor understanding that nearly wrecks their newfound happiness but could have been avoided had they been honest with each other from the start.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Any film with Michelle Yeoh in it is worth watching.
seventh bullet
sovietwave
That's very specific.
Leafster
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It's got refugees, life-threatening illnesses, a homeless drop in centre and an over-the-top tacky Christmas-themed shop run by Michelle Yeoh.
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Dr. Furface
One small step for me
My 'friend' made me go and see it for her birthday. Same one who made me go and see Mamma Mia 2 even though I hadn't seen the first one. I hate to think how much worse it'd have been without the pre-drinking.It's got everything you'd ever wish for in a Christmas Movie and much more besides!
It's got Emma Thompson in full-on scene-chewing mode FFS!
We don't really go to the cinema together these days.
ATOMIC SUPLEX
Member Since: 1985 Post Count: 3
I'm in!!
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
It's a good film though it's not really a romcom Xmas or otherwise.
Henry Golding and Michelle Yeoh were in Crazy Rich Asians a year earlier (where she played his Mum). That's another good film as well though films about rich people finding happiness aren't too compatible with the Urban mindset.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
That one is dire
wtfftw
melting like a toastie
The made by Netflix ones are all slightly better and glossier homages to the Hallmark Christmas Movie. A Castle for Christmas (2021) 
5.6 | Adventure, Comedy, Drama A Castle for Christmas was absolute drivel.
5.6 | Adventure, Comedy, Drama A Castle for Christmas was absolute drivel.
AverageJoe
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I'd like to see a Mike Leigh Christmas film.
It would be well miserable.
And that in itself would cheer me up
It would be well miserable.
And that in itself would cheer me up
Looby
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Oh yeah, that’s a ‘good’ one.The made by Netflix ones are all slightly better and glossier homages to the Hallmark Christmas Movie. A Castle for Christmas (2021)
I’m sure I saw one with Kelsey Grammar and Liz Hurley also set in a castle.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
This was depressing, obnoxious and mean-spirited, even for a Christmas film.
4 missing light-bulbs out of 5
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
Next up: A Very Nutty Christmas
“Hard-working bakery owner Kate Holiday, has more cookie orders than she has time to fill this holiday season, and when her boyfriend suddenly breaks up with her, any shred of Christmas joy she was hanging onto, immediately disappears. After Kate hangs the last ornament on the tree and goes to bed, she awakens the next morning to a little bit of Christmas magic. She gets the surprise of her life when Chip, a handsome soldier who may or may not be the Nutcracker Prince from Tchaikovsky’s “The Nutcracker,” appears in her living room.”
“Hard-working bakery owner Kate Holiday, has more cookie orders than she has time to fill this holiday season, and when her boyfriend suddenly breaks up with her, any shred of Christmas joy she was hanging onto, immediately disappears. After Kate hangs the last ornament on the tree and goes to bed, she awakens the next morning to a little bit of Christmas magic. She gets the surprise of her life when Chip, a handsome soldier who may or may not be the Nutcracker Prince from Tchaikovsky’s “The Nutcracker,” appears in her living room.”
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
3 minutes into A Very Nutty Christmas and I think I’ve already dinked the bottom of the barrel…
Saffy
Under the duvet..
Ohhh it's got Sabrina the teenage witch in it.Next up: A Very Nutty Christmas
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“Hard-working bakery owner Kate Holiday, has more cookie orders than she has time to fill this holiday season, and when her boyfriend suddenly breaks up with her, any shred of Christmas joy she was hanging onto, immediately disappears. After Kate hangs the last ornament on the tree and goes to bed, she awakens the next morning to a little bit of Christmas magic. She gets the surprise of her life when Chip, a handsome soldier who may or may not be the Nutcracker Prince from Tchaikovsky’s “The Nutcracker,” appears in her living room.”
There's a film called The Christmas Parade on channel 5 at the moment, I'm going to watch it on +1 in a moment.
MickiQ
In My Defence I was left Unsupervised
Try Hot Frosty I love Xmas romcoms and I couldn't take more than 20 mins of it
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