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Your best tips for a perfect roast chicken?

Surely the answer is 'get mum to cook it'

I've seen lads wolf down their ma's dessicated shitbird with the zeal of a man who's not eaten in years.


stuffing a lemon up the arse also seems to work

That's what it's like when I go to mother's on a sunday - The understanding is both wings, the parsons nose and all the skin are fog on the tyne all mine all mine.
 
Basically she just took the skin and some of the fat off the outside of the ham and rendered it down before skimming the fat off and reducing it a bit. Once cool it sets into a jelly, you get the same effect with most meat stock - presumably the gelatin.

e2a: being an idiot, you cool it first and the fat sits on top of the jelly, making it easy to take off.
 
Basically she just took the skin and some of the fat off the outside of the ham and rendered it down before skimming the fat off and reducing it a bit. Once cool it sets into a jelly, you get the same effect with most meat stock - presumably the gelatin.

e2a: being an idiot, you cool it first and the fat sits on top of the jelly, making it easy to take off.
Yep, know what you mean. It's the collagen turning into gelatin AKA tough bits turning into NOMYUMNOMNOMNOM.
 
kittyP how's the roast going lovely?

Well, at the moment I am sitting in my dressing gown shaking and crying :( Wow I can multi task ;)

I'll pull myself up in a bit and get going.

I think I will put loads of garlic, red onion and lemon up its arse. If I can get over the "ew" factor will put garlic and butter under the skin. Butter also on top of the skin and loads of sea salt and black pepper.

Oh shit we do not have any foil and I don't know if I can actually leave the house today.
Is this gonna be a big problem?
 
Oh honey... doing the cooking might help distract you... sorry if that doesn't seem helpful but cooking is one of the things that helps me even if I am not feeling like eating...

Re the foil... can you borrow some from downstairs maybe?
 
I always cook it upside down and turn it over for the last 45 mins to crisp up like mentioned above. Keeps it moist and is very tasty. ETA that should help with the lack of foil as I don't use foli and it works out ok.
 
Oh honey... doing the cooking might help distract you... sorry if that doesn't seem helpful but cooking is one of the things that helps me even if I am not feeling like eating...

Re the foil... can you borrow some from downstairs maybe?

No I totally get what you mean.

I don't think any one is in downstairs.

I think Idumea maybe coming over so I could get her to bring some maybe.
 
Can of stella, lying on its side, skewer a row of small holes along the can, insert into chicken carefully

rub chook with salt and stuff a bot of butter mixed with salt and pepper up and under the skin

put in oven roast go down pub

Pissed chicken
 
I've never cooked without foil but spirals says its ok upside down without foil. Extra butter and good basting will also help I reckon
 
You don't need butter if you cook it upside down. Lemon in the cavity, with maybe some garlic, rub with a little oil, salt and pepper, job's a good'un.
 
You don't need butter if you cook it upside down. Lemon in the cavity, with maybe some garlic, rub with a little oil, salt and pepper, job's a good'un.

Can I use butter please? I love butter :D
I will out the pan to stop burning.

ETA: Oil the pan obvs, not out :rolleyes:
 
Right. I am dressed.
Delia says for the size of my bird (fnar) an hour and 20.
Upside down on gas mark 5 for an hour, flip it over, turn oven up to 7 for 20 mins.
Sound about right?
 
Half lemon/garlic/onion/celery/carrot/bay leaf/seasoning/rosemary or thyme up bum.

Mix of grated lemon zest/crushed garlic/rosemary or thyme/seasoning/oil on skin.

You can stick more garlic/onion/celery/carrot/bay leaf/seasoning/rosemary or thyme underneath it and mash it all up when you make the gravy.
 
Arse stuffed with lemon, onion and garlic.
Covered in loads of butter salt and pepper.
Oiled pan, upside down for an hour, right way up on 7 for 20.

Some of the breast skin came off in the turning over process but it was fucking delicious.
Breast was really really moist.
Ate it with bread and salad.
Stuffed.
 
If you think the bottom is too moist (fnar) just put the chicken on the tray (rack) out of your grill onto the oven tray and it'll be ...well not dry but 'unmoist' all over. :)
 
The bottom of the chicken gets soaked in the juices, using the wire rack from the grill tray stops that by holding it above the oven tray...I only use it for duck as I don't 'serve' the bottom of a chicken but for crispy duck I want every bit of the skin crispy iykwim.

And I only use foil if I'm stuffing some stuff up the bum, lemon, orange, thyme, garlic whatever...because I want a sauna effect in there. For a pure roast, no tinfoil. Foil for a herby steam shower.

btw...I said put your oven to the hottest...wtf you coming back for and saying 7, eh? eh? :p

why you no fucking listen!
 
The bottom of the chicken gets soaked in the juices, using the wire rack from the grill tray stops that by holding it above the oven tray...I only use it for duck as I don't 'serve' the bottom of a chicken but for crispy duck I want every bit of the skin crispy iykwim.

And I only use foil if I'm stuffing some stuff up the bum, lemon, orange, thyme, garlic whatever...because I want a sauna effect in there. For a pure roast, no tinfoil. Foil for a herby steam shower.

btw...I said put your oven to the hottest...wtf you coming back for and saying 7, eh? eh? :p

why you no fucking listen!

I don't quite understand what your are on about other than duck and I was cooking a frickin chicken.
:mad: :p
 
Hey...the chicken was awesome, it will be even better next time when you mess around with it. You understand more than 80% of the population ;) (Would have been 93% but you only turned the oven to 7)

Chickens are cheap, all the ingredients suggested here are cheap. Chicken is fucking bland, if people say you make great, tasty chicken you're on a winner.

Now you have to decide which bread and salad goes best.

(cook it right side up to start so if it fucks up the skin it's on the bottom side and no-one sees)
 
Hey...the chicken was awesome, it will be even better next time when you mess around with it. You understand more than 80% of the population ;) (Would have been 93% but you only turned the oven to 7)

Chickens are cheap, all the ingredients suggested here are cheap. Chicken is fucking bland, if people say you make great, tasty chicken you're on a winner.

Now you have to decide which bread and salad goes best.

(cook it right side up to start so if it fucks up the skin it's on the bottom side and no-one sees)

I had no foil so that's why I did the upside down thing.
Chicken is not bland if you cook it properly. It is also not cheap of you are trying to be nice to the animals :p

I had a rustic French round bread, salad of rocket and something else,and mayo coz I have that on most things.
 
Roasted Chicken A'la Orange


1 (3 1/2 lb) roasting chicken
1 small sweet onion, sliced
1 bunch parsley, with long stems removed
1/4 cup butter, sliced
1 small orange, peeled and quartered
2 garlic cloves
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon pepper
1/4 cup white wine (optional)
1 cup orange juice
Directions:

1
Clean chicken and pat dry.
2
Sprinkle Salt and Pepper into the chicken cavity.
3
Thinly slice garlic lengthwise into long ovals.
4
Pierce skin of chicken with knife in 5-7 places and insert half of the garlic slices under the skin.
5
Stuff (in small batches to make even throughout cavity) parsley, onion, remaining garlic, orange slices and butter.
6
To close opening, make two slices in the chicken skin, one on either side of opening, and place the leg bone from the opposite side into the sliced skin on both sides.
7
Roast at 350°F for 80 minutes, or when meat thermometer reaches 180 degrees, or when juices run clear.
8
Pour pan juices into a sauce pan and add 3/4 cups orange juice (and optional wine) and whisk until sauce thickens (you can add the remaining 1/4 cup if you need to reheat the sauce).
9
Pour sauce over the chicken slices when served.

Read more at: http://www.food.com/recipe/roasted-chicken-ala-orange-113014?oc=linkback
 
Rocket works. Depending on the flavours put into the chicken I'd add shavings of beetroot or parmesan (moist and sweet or dry and salty) to the salad, maybe something else - both of those will work with the bread too if the chicken is done well.
 
Rocket works. Depending on the flavours put into the chicken I'd add shavings of beetroot or parmesan (moist and sweet or dry and salty) to the salad, maybe something else - both of those will work with the bread too if the chicken is done well.

It was done well. I am skint and using what my mum bought me :p
 
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