DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
sean pertwee 
Worst Films
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Mrs Miggins
Eternal
Oh yeah!! I've never seen that but may have a shuftie! Always seemed like a fucking ludicrous film 
Excellent B movie. Good effects, hammy acting, London filled with vampires and generally blown to bits, and a naked alien chick.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
on the subject of Forrest Whitaker there's his b-movie 'Ghost Dog: Way of the Samurai' which is really a very strange film. Not shit, because it has some excellent assasination bits. And a bit where some pantheresque type namastes to Ghost Dog and says 'Knowledge to power' apropos of nothing.
rekil
to menny cranks
8 Minutes Idle. Adaptation of the novel by one of the "new puritan" wankers. Utter rubbish. Talented cast wasted on a vapid story and putrid script.
krtek a houby
Kick me again Jesus
Battleship Potemkin - unbelievably dull, must be something like 150 years old, black and white, crap soundtrack and bloody subtitles. Who pays to watch this muck? And it ripped off that Al Capone film!
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Polanski turd
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
The decline of Mickey Rourke in full swing....
Pseudopsycho
I ate all your bees
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
You thought Jaws 3D was bad....well Jaws Revenge adds a sprinkle of Michael Caine and takes the 1st prize...
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Bo Derek Vs Tarzan
kittyP
Pluviophile
marty21
One on one? You're crazy.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102618/reviews
The Owl - which was a pilot for a thankfully never made tv series - stars the bloke from the Highlander TV series
Watched it years ago and still shudder at the memory
The Owl is out for vengeance (Orly?) so you get extended flashbacks showing his family being killed and then extended scenes of him doing martial art stuff
One of the baddies is a rapping gangster who gets one of his henchmen to play his ghetto blaster so that he can rap his threats ..
The Owl - which was a pilot for a thankfully never made tv series - stars the bloke from the Highlander TV series
Watched it years ago and still shudder at the memory
The Owl is out for vengeance (Orly?) so you get extended flashbacks showing his family being killed and then extended scenes of him doing martial art stuff
One of the baddies is a rapping gangster who gets one of his henchmen to play his ghetto blaster so that he can rap his threats ..
littlebabyjesus
one of Maxwell's demons
One of the baddies is a rapping gangster who gets one of his henchmen to play his ghetto blaster so that he can rap his threats ..
I want to see this now.
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
bonkers and crap
QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Tbf Marty you are making that sound like a cult classichttp://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102618/reviews
The Owl - which was a pilot for a thankfully never made tv series - stars the bloke from the Highlander TV series
Watched it years ago and still shudder at the memory
The Owl is out for vengeance (Orly?) so you get extended flashbacks showing his family being killed and then extended scenes of him doing martial art stuff
One of the baddies is a rapping gangster who gets one of his henchmen to play his ghetto blaster so that he can rap his threats ..
mrsfran
Well-Known Member
Bad Karma, starring Patsy Kensit. She plays a psychiatric patient who believes she is the reincarnated soul-mate of jack the Ripper and that her psychiatrist is Jack the Ripper reincarnated. In the end they fuck and it turns out he is Jack the Ripper. Or not. It's meant to be set in Rhode Island but is so clearly filmed in Ireland. About halfway through the film they just give up the pretence and there's Guardai vehicles in the background and red phone boxes everywhere. It's so, so badly acted. It's just the worst.
neonwilderness
What would Badgers do?
Dog Soldiers is a great film providing you don't try and take it seriously.
Utopia
"Jackanackanory"
I thought that was pretty good, not the masterpiece it was billed as but some great imagery, interesting ideas, cinematography, haunting 'death' sequences.....and its a British film!
Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
Jack's Back with James Spader is similar...and shit
Thaw
Aye like, so it is.
"Stand Off".
An Irish fish-heist action comedy. Brendan Fraser and Colm Meaney. I'm pretty sure it went straight to DVD. My mum made us watch it at Christmas because they filmed some of it in my home town in Norn Iron (not the Belfast bits). Fraser plays a Boston man on the run from the mob and for some reason decides to run an antique shop in Belfast (well Downpatrick actually). Then some wee lad robs a fish market and hides out in the antique shop. The police (Colm Meaney) then lay siege. The best bit was seeing my local pub in the background.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1545328/
An Irish fish-heist action comedy. Brendan Fraser and Colm Meaney. I'm pretty sure it went straight to DVD. My mum made us watch it at Christmas because they filmed some of it in my home town in Norn Iron (not the Belfast bits). Fraser plays a Boston man on the run from the mob and for some reason decides to run an antique shop in Belfast (well Downpatrick actually). Then some wee lad robs a fish market and hides out in the antique shop. The police (Colm Meaney) then lay siege. The best bit was seeing my local pub in the background.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1545328/
rekil
to menny cranks
"Whole Lotta Sole"
bubblesmcgrath
Well-Known Member
I wanted it to be good. I watched it with my SO. After ten minutes he said "this is shite". And still I wanted to give it a chance. Half way through I was already disappointed that I had wasted my time and his. But I stuck with it to the end. When I am on my deathbed and someone asks me if i have any regrets, watching that film to the end will be one of them....
The storyline was miniscule...really it was a story dot. The characterisation was non existent. Ok.. there was some clever-ish cinematography and a strained glance in the direction of artful effect that came accross as a bit pretentious ...but was not enough to pull this film out of the doldrums, imo.
It goes top of my list of shite films.
I've sat down to more entertaining bowel movements. Absolute bag o' shite excuse for a film.
From Beneath was really bad. The Human Centipede was also a bit special.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Christopher Lambert! not 'that bloke from highlander'
his finest crap hour is in the stunning b-movie 'Gunmen'
Mario Van Peebles is his co-star. The evil drug lord they are fighting is played by Patrick Stewart in a wheelchair. The peebles/Lambert chemistry was to be once again brought to our screens when they appeared together in Highlander 3.
his finest crap hour is in the stunning b-movie 'Gunmen'
Mario Van Peebles is his co-star. The evil drug lord they are fighting is played by Patrick Stewart in a wheelchair. The peebles/Lambert chemistry was to be once again brought to our screens when they appeared together in Highlander 3.
Utopia
"Jackanackanory"
I wanted it to be good. I watched it with my SO. After ten minutes he said "this is shite". And still I wanted to give it a chance. Half way through I was already disappointed that I had wasted my time and his. But I stuck with it to the end. When I am on my deathbed and someone asks me if i have any regrets, watching that film to the end will be one of them....
The storyline was miniscule...really it was a story dot. The characterisation was non existent. Ok.. there was some clever-ish cinematography and a strained glance in the direction of artful effect that came accross as a bit pretentious ...but was not enough to pull this film out of the doldrums, imo.
It goes top of my list of shite films.
Each to their own but....you're wrong. Its a Sci-Fi, if you're looking for characterisation watch a Woody Allen film!
