Dr Nookie
Well-Known Member
I made the mistake of watching 'Dobermann' last night as part of my ongoing Vincent Cassel obsession, and have to say this is one of the most atrocious films I've ever seen. There is no plot, no dialogue, nothing that even comes close to character depth. There's not even lots of gratuitous Cassel or Bellucci action to redeem it. Nothing.
The most damning indictment I can give it, is to say it's like a bad Guy Ritchie film.
Possibly the only film I've seen worse than this (only film I ever walked out of a cinema from because it was so arse-quakingly dull) was 'To Wong Foo - Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar'.
Velvet Goldmine is up there too.
Your suggestions please?
The most damning indictment I can give it, is to say it's like a bad Guy Ritchie film.
Possibly the only film I've seen worse than this (only film I ever walked out of a cinema from because it was so arse-quakingly dull) was 'To Wong Foo - Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar'.
Velvet Goldmine is up there too.
Your suggestions please?