DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
nah, thats so bad it's good territory iyswim.
crap films are just crap.
crap films are just crap.
Worst film you have ever seen and why?
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Idris2002
canadian girlfriend
I saw Hostel 2 in a hostel in Queenstown, New Zealand.
What struck me about it is that in its structure it mimics pornography. There is the bare pretence of a plot to connect the various scenes of sadistic torture together.
I'm not sure what the cultural significance of that is, but whatever it is, it's not good.
What struck me about it is that in its structure it mimics pornography. There is the bare pretence of a plot to connect the various scenes of sadistic torture together.
I'm not sure what the cultural significance of that is, but whatever it is, it's not good.
Verhoeven's a weird one isn't he...
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
well, I haven't seen it since I was a teenager and it was all 'this films crap but Kelly gets her baps out OMG lol etc etc.'
yep.
Riklet
procrastinación
Anaconda.
J-Lo. Big crappy special-effect snake. Murky water. Bad filming. Did I say J-Lo? Bad acting.
.....Ice Cube?? In some ways it's almost good in it's shocking shockingness; I found myself praying for the brutal slaughter of all the main cast anyway, which was edge-of-the-seat kinda exciting
J-Lo. Big crappy special-effect snake. Murky water. Bad filming. Did I say J-Lo? Bad acting.
.....Ice Cube?? In some ways it's almost good in it's shocking shockingness; I found myself praying for the brutal slaughter of all the main cast anyway, which was edge-of-the-seat kinda exciting
If weird is Dutch for 'I wouldnt leave a daughter or mother of mine in the same room as him,' then yes.
kained&able
Here for the football.
showgirls is a classic!
reckon the worst film i have ever seen is the tuxeudo. Jackie chan and jenuifer love hewit kinda spoofy spy film. It should be jokes brillience but the script is so shockingly bad it is by far the worst thing i have ever seen in my life and i like my bullshit action films.
dave
reckon the worst film i have ever seen is the tuxeudo. Jackie chan and jenuifer love hewit kinda spoofy spy film. It should be jokes brillience but the script is so shockingly bad it is by far the worst thing i have ever seen in my life and i like my bullshit action films.
dave
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Starship Troopers and Robocop are both great satires about fascism though.
Must re-watch showgirls to find out the source of your antipathy...
kained&able
Here for the football.
commie said:
and to see jessie from saved by the girls tities.
dave
Shippou-Sensei
4:1:2.5
zoolander is a strange one
i first watched it thinking oh god it;s dreadful
but as i watched it a strange feeling overcame me... it turned into something beutiful before my eyes
plus petrol fight
kained&able
Here for the football.
yeah zoolander is fairly funny in a shit way.
I can cope with it.
dave
I can cope with it.
dave
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
the film is an entire send up of fascism. And it stars Michael Ironside. Struggling to see how it is not win.
Oh I do like the film, just pointing out the dude has fanny issues.
Guineveretoo
Mostly bewildered
The trouble with being lonely and lazy, is that one watches a lot of late night telly, where these awful films pop up. There are hundreds of them!
Twice recently, I have found myself watching films which were so bad that I gave up and stopped watching. Both of them had Jennifer Aniston in, which is not the reason they were crap, but does suggest to me that she is in a lot of crap films. One of them was called Rumor Has It, or something similar, and the premise of it was that Jennifer Aniston's grandmother had been the Mrs Robinson of the Graduate fame, and her mother had also shagged the same guy, and was he her father? Kevin Costner was the graduate all grown up now. Judging from the dvd cover kevin and jennifer did some snogging at some point, so let's hope they were not father and daughter!
Oh, it was rubbish.
The other one, I can't remember its name, was her being trailer trash and married to some crappy bloke who was even more trailer trash, and I didn't work out what was going on, other than that she was unhappy so can't tell you anymore. I would guess that she turned out to be a good guy, and her husband not to be. *shrug*
About a year ago, I watched a movie that had Locke from Lost in it. I think it was on one of the "True Movies" channels, and I seem to remember that it was something to do with his child being terminally ill or something equally heart warming. I watched it solely because it intrigued me to see him with hair. It was an awful film. Made me cry, though.
Twice recently, I have found myself watching films which were so bad that I gave up and stopped watching. Both of them had Jennifer Aniston in, which is not the reason they were crap, but does suggest to me that she is in a lot of crap films. One of them was called Rumor Has It, or something similar, and the premise of it was that Jennifer Aniston's grandmother had been the Mrs Robinson of the Graduate fame, and her mother had also shagged the same guy, and was he her father? Kevin Costner was the graduate all grown up now. Judging from the dvd cover kevin and jennifer did some snogging at some point, so let's hope they were not father and daughter!
Oh, it was rubbish.
The other one, I can't remember its name, was her being trailer trash and married to some crappy bloke who was even more trailer trash, and I didn't work out what was going on, other than that she was unhappy so can't tell you anymore. I would guess that she turned out to be a good guy, and her husband not to be. *shrug*
About a year ago, I watched a movie that had Locke from Lost in it. I think it was on one of the "True Movies" channels, and I seem to remember that it was something to do with his child being terminally ill or something equally heart warming. I watched it solely because it intrigued me to see him with hair. It was an awful film. Made me cry, though.
keybored
Well done. You remember cat good.
You seen "Chuck & Buck"? That's pretty good.
My gf's daughter and her mate wanted to see some film last year but when we got to the cinema it was full. So we all went in to see "Disaster Movie", having never heard of it but not wanting to waste a trip and it looked ok for the 13yr olds.
Fucking hell
it was awful. Me and my gf walked out, so did a fair few people before us. And when I got home and looked online it was ranked The Worst Movie Of All Time on IMDB with something like 1.4/10. Beat that.
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
london
London_Calling
Pleasant and unpatronising
I was a little off my head at the time and I'm not touting it as the worst but WTF was The Postman all about?
Starship Troopers is awesome. 9/10
Orang Utan
Psychick Worrier Ov Geyoor
zoolander's awesome
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
I really enjoyed that.
London_Calling
Pleasant and unpatronising
RE: Fannies: I seen worse on here.
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