Worst film ever? Nominations?

[likesfish]

The fucking hurt locker could have been a brain dead action movie but noo I want to shoot it moc documentary style.
Then it makes no fucking sense EOD teams are valuable they don't bimble about on there own
the sniper scene made no sense. The iraqi sniper is good enough to take out 5 special forces types yets taken up a firing point in the only building for miles around
do you try to shoot it out with him or hide behind something solid and call in an air strike hmmm
The wandering off lone wolf style in baghad only made sense if he ended up dead.
The EOD patrol setting off to hunt bomb makers even more stupid did'nt see the end

and I liked the leauge of exrodiary gentlemen and long kiss goodnight brilliant bit 12 yr is having a sneaky fag Geena davis formely his teacher now a CIA assasin bitch appears armed to the teeth and steals his fag

streetfighter the movie contains the greast movie speach of all time "while I'm not going home "

 

[themonkeyman]

Moon, watched it on Monday load of shit

 

[ExtraRefined]

i managed up until the point a shark jumped out of the sea and brought down a 747 from cruising altitude

Oddly the only good part of the film

The Core was completely bonkers on the science front, but it was a enjoyable popcorn film.

The "goofs" page on IMDB has the following at the top of The Core's page;

Incorrectly regarded as goofs: Since almost all of the "science" in the movie is entirely erroneous, we are prepared to accept that the movie's universe *must* have entirely different rules - it's the only possible explanation.

 

[marty21]

another good film that gets slated for no reason. It is mad max on water. One-eyed Hopper overacts gloriously. Kevin Costner, and this may sound like the biggest lie ever, ACTUALLY suts in a good performance as his character is 'stoic, doesn't say much and shows little emotion' hence ole wooden-act passes it off. Some epic explosions.

I agree, isn't too bad a film at all tbf

 

[DarthSydodyas]

mission impossible 2/3/4/5/6/7/...

 

[Idris2002]

Long Kiss Goodnight. Oil tanker blows up and Geena Davis not only survives unscathed her make up isnt even smudged!

Not only that, but Samuel L. Jackson takes a fusillade of bullets to the torso and limbs, yet a few scenes later suddenly revives enough to come to the rescue. . .

 

[Badgers]

Moon, watched it on Monday load of shit

Worst film ever?

 

[HAPPY CHEF]

Can't think of the name of it,Mickey Rourke as an IRA terrorist and Bob Hoskins as an ex SAS officer who is now a vicar,it was bad,very,very bad.

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

I had the misfortune to watch this Rob Schnieder film once where he is a crooked real estate agent sent to San Quentin, where he learns kung fu to stop himself getting raped. Most of the film (I gave up before the end mind) is a succesion of rape jokes, thrown in with a bit of race war humour and a few wank jokes. I can't remember the name.

Also - The International with Clive Owen and Naomi Watts, especially for the bit where he stomps into his flat having not slept for days, rips open 3 kilo bags of ice which he pours in the sink and then plunges his face in which we can see from below to wake himself up. Brilliantly shit, who writes this nonsense.

 

[Ich bin ein Mod]

The Room, so bad it's truly a masterpiece. Anyone else here seen it?

It is truly fantastic. Makes me want to never lock my door so people can come over to my house specifically to tell me they have to go. And that they definitely have cancer before forgetting all about it.

Tommy Wiseau is a genius.

 

[kabbes]

Not particularly. I'm not a fan of anyone in the film. Maybe it's just that it moves so quickly from one skit to the next that I don't mind it so much as a whole. I think I just like all the daft sentimental little bits. I can't explain it actually.
Here is a little clip of me acting a bit out of Love actually for a TV show.

It's the first clip.

Enjoy.

Hmm. You're an awful lot better looking than I had envisaged.

 

[Idris2002]

Can't think of the name of it,Mickey Rourke as an IRA terrorist and Bob Hoskins as an ex SAS officer who is now a vicar,it was bad,very,very bad.

A Prayer for the Dying.

Never seen it. Never intend to.

Oh, and I thought the International was pretty good.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Hmm. You're an awful lot better looking than I had envisaged.

You do know that I'm not the lady.


EDIT
I have just watched that for the first time in years and I am pretty damn good as Hugh Grant at the end there. I almost wept.

 

[kabbes]

Metaphorically, we are all the lady. But specifically, yes, I know.

 

[vogonity]

A Prayer for the Dying.

Never seen it. Never intend to.

Don't. It's SHITE.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

another good film that gets slated for no reason. It is mad max on water. One-eyed Hopper overacts gloriously. Kevin Costner, and this may sound like the biggest lie ever, ACTUALLY suts in a good performance as his character is 'stoic, doesn't say much and shows little emotion' hence ole wooden-act passes it off. Some epic explosions.

Agreed, it's not even in the top 10 worst Cosner films.
If we are going for worst film ever how can waterwold possibly best the postman.

Or the bodyguard.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Metaphorically, we are all the lady. But specifically, yes, I know.

Or the taller posh bloke.
EDIT
Or hang on, this is a sort of insult and you imagined something extremely and unbelievably hideous based on my posts. You are having a go at my actual personality. Ugly(er) on the insider

 

[likesfish]

Don't. It's SHITE.

although apprantly mickey rourke doing his "research" managed to piss off the IRA and the parachute regiment
the paras cause he was being a provo groupie
the provos frankly he was mickey rourkeand hanging out with them

 

[DotCommunist]

Agreed, it's not even in the top 10 worst Cosner films.
If we are going for worst film ever how can waterwold possibly best the postman.

Or the bodyguard.

The postman didn't even make any sense. I know it was trying to tap into the american frontier mythos of the noble postman who braves all comers to make the mail-coach arrive with its wages and letters from home. It failed, badly.

 

[blairsh]

Fucking Contact. Fuck off you massive monstrosity of a so called film. Long and cunting shit.

 

[tom_craggs]

Rules of Engagement with Samuel L Jackson, who has a track record of appearing in shit films.

 

[Megaton]

Any Guy Ritchie film, he makes THE worst films.

 

[redsquirrel]

Don't know about worst ever, but certainly the worst film I've seen over the last few years is this crap http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1153101/

It's like someone took a rubbish short film and decided to make it into a feature by inserting a load of really, crappy, incredibly boring sex scenes.

 

[Kanda]

Signs

 

[Kanda]

Also... Knowing

 

[jcsd]

The Oxford Murders

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0488604/

If you know nothing about maths and you've never been to the city of Oxford, it might seem like a clever film. It isn't, it's utter drivel.

Green Street 2:

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1300853/

I just found this plain weird, it tries to transpose US Prison Gang culture on to a bunch of British football hooligans, leaving me asking 'why?'

 

[el topo]

Snakes on a motherfucking Plane.
The Postman - Kevin Costner, why? Oh why?

 

[AnnO'Neemus]

Moon, watched it on Monday load of shit

I thought it was good.

 

[elevendayempire]

I walked out of an audience with Kevin Smith. I was sat right in front of him leaving a seat emblazoned with 'press' in my place.

Really? Bit harsh, I liked his anecdote about writing Superman Lives.

 

[gavman]

i enjoyed moon as well