Worst film ever? Nominations?

[elevendayempire]

Mama Mia impacted me thusly. Imagine the scene, if you will. I am sat on the comfy chair with a glass of fine cider reading an Important Book about the Olden Days, ignoring the wailing of harridans on the big screen. I glance up once, briefly to see Pierce Brosnan making an epic arse of himself and lol.

so in my book it isn't ALL bad.

It's worth it just for . And the poster. Oh, Stellan Skarsgård. What were you thinking?

ETA: God, I can't stop looking at that poster. It's hypnotic, like a distillation of all that is wrong with the world.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Really? Bit harsh, I liked his anecdote about writing Superman Lives.

Actually he was pretty entertaining for I guy I wasn't really interested in waffling on for three hours. I was under the impression I was going to see a film with Smith introducing (I only reviewed Films & DVDs and I had already done his 'audience with' DVD).

The main reason I walked out was because I was going to miss my train home, Smith had overrun by about an hour and a half by the time I left. As the wife and I were the only ones in VIP seats that were not with his team, the only ones who seemed to care about the time, and right under his nose, it felt a bit embarrassing. Smith didn't help by making snide(ish) comments as I walked to the back. I gave a cheery wave and was gone.

 

[Santino]

It's worth it just for . And the poster. Oh, Stellan Skarsgård. What were you thinking?

ETA: God, I can't stop looking at that poster. It's hypnotic, like a distillation of all that is wrong with the world.

Superb photoshoppery going on there.

 

[likesfish]

anything given money from the lottery

Ghost machine point in case as a horror lots of good ideas some good locations.
completly ruined by copping out
stupid cast number of blond bimbos in the SAS zero zip nadda.
why the need to import war on terror victim to belfast plenty of home grown horror.
avoid

 

[Knotted]

The worst film I've ever seen was Mortal Kombat. But this fact isn't interesting. Why am I typing this?

 

[Mrs Magpie]

The Terry Fox Story. Mawkish 'tragic but brave' crapola.

 

[jcsd]

Really? Bit harsh, I liked his anecdote about writing Superman Lives.

Thought Moon was excellent, tbh maybe vene one of my top ten all time favourites

 

[sim667]

The worst film I've ever seen was Mortal Kombat.

Agreed, that is an atrocious film

but id also nominate kindergarten cop.

 

[ATOMIC SUPLEX]

Thought Moon was excellent, tbh maybe vene one of my top ten all time favourites

What has Kevin Smith talking about Superman got to do with Moon?

BTW, I thought Moon was a pretty good film too. Shame the trailer gave away the films 'twist', I would have loved to have seen it cold.

 

[DotCommunist]

It's worth it just for . And the poster. Oh, Stellan Skarsgård. What were you thinking?

ETA: God, I can't stop looking at that poster. It's hypnotic, like a distillation of all that is wrong with the world.

Brosnan going for quality Up The Are action there. Someone send it to Viz

 

[DotCommunist]

The fucking hurt locker could have been a brain dead action movie but noo I want to shoot it moc documentary style.
Then it makes no fucking sense EOD teams are valuable they don't bimble about on there own
the sniper scene made no sense. The iraqi sniper is good enough to take out 5 special forces types yets taken up a firing point in the only building for miles around
do you try to shoot it out with him or hide behind something solid and call in an air strike hmmm
The wandering off lone wolf style in baghad only made sense if he ended up dead.
The EOD patrol setting off to hunt bomb makers even more stupid did'nt see the end

and I liked the leauge of exrodiary gentlemen and long kiss goodnight brilliant bit 12 yr is having a sneaky fag Geena davis formely his teacher now a CIA assasin bitch appears armed to the teeth and steals his fag

streetfighter the movie contains the greast movie speach of all time "while I'm not going home "

I bet you are the most annoying person ever to watch a war film with.

'he can't use that ammo'

'tags are all wrong'

'dear oh dear, nobody defuses a bomb like that'

etc

 

[jcsd]

What has Kevin Smith talking about Superman got to do with Moon?

BTW, I thought Moon was a pretty good film too. Shame the trailer gave away the films 'twist', I would have loved to have seen it cold.

Quotation failure.

I watched Moon without any idea what toe xpect, just watched it because it got a high score on imdb Got the twist before it was fully revealed, but real sense of disoreintation as it's not obvious what's happening at first.

 

[likesfish]

I bet you are the most annoying person ever to watch a war film with.

'he can't use that ammo'

'tags are all wrong'

'dear oh dear, nobody defuses a bomb like that'

etc

a fair one
although almost everybody in any military has slated the hurt locker for being completly impluasable.
action movies yeah whatever but the hurt locker was apprantly realistic about as realistic as lethal weapon
about as realistic as reefer madness was on the effects of dope