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Just enjoyin' my coffee.
Some decent ones in there, a lot of drivel but ffs... Big Brother at number 1 ?!?!
Why the Guardian is going down the pan!
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Sorry if we’ve had this one before, but this is so so brilliant 
www.theguardian.com
My son's tattoo hurt me deeply
When Tess Morgan's son came home with a tattoo, she was griefstricken. She knew her reaction was OTT (he's 21) but it signalled a change in their relationship
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
Wrote to the Guardian about it?My Mum would have reacted in that way if my brother or I had got a tattoo
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
Seen that, can't remember if it was here. That was priceless.Sorry if we’ve had this one before, but this is so so brilliant
My son's tattoo hurt me deeply
When Tess Morgan's son came home with a tattoo, she was griefstricken. She knew her reaction was OTT (he's 21) but it signalled a change in their relationship
oryx
Sitting on the bok of the day
Bloody hell, she veers from comparing him to a branded sheep to worrying he won't be able to get a job as a lawyer. Absolutely peak Guardian!Sorry if we’ve had this one before, but this is so so brilliant
My son's tattoo hurt me deeply
When Tess Morgan's son came home with a tattoo, she was griefstricken. She knew her reaction was OTT (he's 21) but it signalled a change in their relationship
Voley
🐀
"The stars are not wanted now: put out every one; pack up the moon and dismantle the sun."Sorry if we’ve had this one before, but this is so so brilliant
My son's tattoo hurt me deeply
When Tess Morgan's son came home with a tattoo, she was griefstricken. She knew her reaction was OTT (he's 21) but it signalled a change in their relationship
Lovely piece of work if so. I burst out laughing twice reading it.
Where’s the vomit smiley. I fucking hate the Guardian. Loads of shock pieces about kids with nothing in their lunchboxes and hand wringing about people freezing in their homes. Then that shit which shows the people who write have no fucking idea. Jack Monroe. Go fuck yourself.
LDC
On est tous des pangolins
stethoscope
Well-Known Member
Surprise this one hasn't been posted, giving space to the Education minister Keegan no less to argue that strikes are unnecessary, and then writing another article that just one-sidedly re-iterates her position 
'England never gets Scotland right.' says Simon Jenkins. And then goes on to prove his point...
www.theguardian.com
Dear PM, if Scots want closer links with Europe, why not? Let’s have a Scottish protocol | Simon Jenkins
Rishi Sunak has gloated at the supreme court’s rebuff to Nicola Sturgeon. He’d be better off fashioning a proper devolution deal, says Guardian columnist Simon Jenkins
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
He's pleading not kilty'England never gets Scotland right.' says Simon Jenkins. And then goes on to prove his point...
Dear PM, if Scots want closer links with Europe, why not? Let’s have a Scottish protocol | Simon Jenkins
Rishi Sunak has gloated at the supreme court’s rebuff to Nicola Sturgeon. He’d be better off fashioning a proper devolution deal, says Guardian columnist Simon Jenkins
two sheds
Least noticed poster 2007
Urgent surgery ‘may be postponed’ by nurses’ strikes, say NHS bosses
Trusts may also have to suspend chemotherapy, kidney dialysis and other key elements of healthcare
Alternative headline: "Urgent surgery 'may be postponed' by government refusals to pay nurses a living wage, say nurses"
BristolEcho
Well-Known Member
Yes that fucked me off.Urgent surgery ‘may be postponed’ by nurses’ strikes, say NHS bosses
Trusts may also have to suspend chemotherapy, kidney dialysis and other key elements of healthcare
Alternative headline: "Urgent surgery 'may be postponed' by government refusals to pay nurses a living wage, say nurses"
belboid
Exasperated, not angry.
I think that would be a bigger story than the one which the sentence occurs.
Sheffield residents face fifth day without heat after gas main flooded
Gas company Cadent distributed electric heaters, but residents were told to stop using them after grid breach
Karl Masks
Birds Angel Delight
utterly fucking disgraceful. This country is the wild fucking west right now, and the Tories will do precisely the square root of shit allI think that would be a bigger story than the one which the sentence occurs.
Sheffield residents face fifth day without heat after gas main flooded
Gas company Cadent distributed electric heaters, but residents were told to stop using them after grid breach
So what do you propose? Just voting out the tories?
ska invita
back on the other side
post a really savage meme
Who should we all vote for then?Or NOT vote out the tories that'll learn em.
Wouldn't surprise me if thats part of it for him, aswell as posting a load of electoralist stuff about how the problem is the tories all day.
DaveCinzano
WATCH OUT, GEORGE, HE'S GOT A SCREWDRIVER!
They just can't let it lie, can they
Pickman's model
Starry Wisdom
If only it was the wild west. But there's sadly fuck all chance of seeing sunak gunned down inside a saloon.
SpookyFrank
A cheap source of teeth for aquarium gravel
Dystopiary
putting up a hook to hang my hopes upon
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