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Why the Guardian is going down the pan!

They presumably have writers who actually celebrate Diwali, though. Maybe they were too busy actually celebrating it, or preparing to, to be bothered taking on a half-arsed piece like this. But no job's too banal for Stuart Heritage...

How to make vegetable biryani

WTF, is it Raj week at the Guardian or something? What's with all the white people telling us how to do brown people stuff?
 
Hospitality works on such tight margins.
such incredibly tight margins that they've just got a brand new £10 million Aqua Club with six pools and a sun terrace.

I'm tempted by a week with their Winter Wellness package though.
Enjoy the ultimate relaxing break this winter at The Headland with our Winter Wellness package .... From £310 per night in a Cosy Double Room or from £397 per night in a one bed Sea View Cottage based on two adults sharing.

Only 71 bedrooms now though. :(
 
Over the years, I have developed a great deal of empathy for those who have far too much.

"Many billionaires I work with have trust issues, lack a sense of purpose and struggle with shame, guilt and fear"

I would prefer they had issues with huge mobs capturing them, ransacking their homes, appropriating their wealth and finally, after making them watch the above, shooting them in the head.
 
"Many billionaires I work with have trust issues, lack a sense of purpose and struggle with shame, guilt and fear"

I would prefer they had issues with huge mobs capturing them, ransacking their homes, appropriating their wealth and finally, after making them watch the above, shooting them in the head.
It would certainly take their minds off of their emotional problems.
 
"Many billionaires I work with have trust issues, lack a sense of purpose and struggle with shame, guilt and fear"

I would prefer they had issues with huge mobs capturing them, ransacking their homes, appropriating their wealth and finally, after making them watch the above, shooting them in the head.
Could we just make them work as domestic slaves, oops I mean servants for one of those Saudi’s who likes to keeps a tight leash on his staff. In exchange for the release of their already captive slaves, I mean help. obviously the billionaire due their natural abilities and work ethic would be a better foot stool, I mean Valet.

And then after a year or two do the shooting of both master and ex billionaire?
 
They don't even know what day it is.
I know they write this at stupid o'clock in the morning but there are massive errors all the time.
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Could we just make them work as domestic slaves, oops I mean servants for one of those Saudi’s who likes to keeps a tight leash on his staff. In exchange for the release of their already captive slaves, I mean help. obviously the billionaire due their natural abilities and work ethic would be a better foot stool, I mean Valet.

And then after a year or two do the shooting of both master and ex billionaire?
Will no one think of the penguins or polar bears?
 

I didn't think it was possible to be so wet, they'll be promoting vegetable rights next. They have one reasonable point about cleaning up the things that attract pests, which they keep repeating because it's the only one they have, but that's just as important for pest control even if you do use lethal methods.

I don't like it when people kill harmless little house spiders, but the nonsense in the article is far beyond that. Your home is your habitat, fuck this "don't even call them pests" bullshit. They are out of place and can carry diseases. I'm glad that Timmy boy here isn't a farmer. Try taking that kind of soft-headed attitude with growing crops, and we'd all fucking starve because the little shits that eat crops would take full advantage of such imbecility.
 
Fucking hell. I used to live in the old tower blocks on Holly Street, Hackney. It was cockroach central and you could never get rid of them as they travelled up and down the whole block through the heating system. I'd like to see the patience of that cunt, after coming home to see hundreds of them scurrying around the kitchen, running across you in your bed, or having to flick them off your sleeping baby. The cunt :mad:
 
Oh, so you're the kind of person that supports the slaughter of innocent bacteria and viruses too? I bet you supported the genocide of smallpox 😠

The possibility that I might wake up one day in a world in which a pernicious disease has been utterly eradicated is one of the reasons I keep on living.

Some things should go extinct.
 
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