why left unity are shit

[Spanky Longhorn]

glad to see the far left are as relevant as ever, following the International Socialist Network's split over roleplay in consenting adult relationships Left Unity had had a big row (involving many of their "key players") about wanking.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/652723731510243/permalink/772979806151301/?hc_location=ufi

 

[SpackleFrog]

*slow clap*

 

[killer b]

they're mainly shit because no-one knows who they are. It doesn't really matter what they're arguing about.

 

[DotCommunist]

 

[Pickman's model]

*slow clap*

one thing about wanking is that the clap unlikely to enter into it

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

they're mainly shit because no-one knows who they are. It doesn't really matter what they're arguing about.

They would be more shit if people had heard of them!

 

[belboid]

*slow clap*

One handed clap, shorely.

 

[rekil]

Not on facebook so #wankgate remains a mystery

 

[Spanky Longhorn]

Not on facebook so #wankgate remains a mystery

probably for the best, I could print screen but you wouldn't thank me

 

[SpackleFrog]

This gem really stood out:

"I don't get it. You get randy at work. You go to the loo. You wank. Back at your desk in 5 minutes. What's the problem? I have been told by women that women do it too.

This looks like the usual suspects to me."

USUAL SUSPECTS?

 

[Pickman's model]

This gem really stood out:

"I don't get it. You get randy at work. You go to the loo. You wank. Back at your desk in 5 minutes. What's the problem? I have been told by women that women do it too.

This looks like the usual suspects to me."

USUAL SUSPECTS?

perhaps flushing any evidence down the loo would be a good idea

 

[Flavour]

circle jerking

 

[J Ed]

LOL

Nice to see that these oddballs are still wrestling with aspects of human sexuality which all but the more extreme elements of the Catholic Church have comes to terms with.

 

[marty21]

part of that thread was comedy gold tbf , then the moderators got involved

 

[Limerick Red]

Any more screengrabs, I don't have facebook

 

[J Ed]

Sexual pleasure is only for procreation (though as environmentalists we must stick to the one child policy) and if you masturbate you have sinned and must do ten hail Lenins. If you commit the mortal sin of masturbating at work then the full weight of management must be used to ensure that you lose your means of making money.

My favourite line in the whole discussion, "So lots of men are wanking at work when they should be working?" - stop wanking it's getting in the way of profits!

 

[Plumdaff]

Demanding people be sacked = full communism

 

[Pickman's model]

Demanding people be sacked = full communism

i thought at its least full communism would involve getting a couple of people sacked, not just demanding it.

 

[Stay Beautiful]

"MODERATOR ANNOUNCEMENT: I've just removed four members for continuing to post silly messages here."

WOT? Only 4! lol

 

[Plumdaff]

i thought at its least full communism would involve getting a couple of people sacked, not just demanding it.

Not for wanking in the work toilets, although now I think of it that's probably what Cleggs been up to for five years.

 

[J Ed]

Read it to the end - I see that this discussion has ended like every similar discussion I see on facebook along these lines.

Person 1: <Mad proposition linked to identity politics here>
Person 2: I question the logic of your proposition because XYZ
Person 1: Your questioning of the logic of this proposition proves my proposition correct, you would not be questioning it you were anything but a bigot and the fact that this discussion is ongoing is unacceptable

*Discussion ends either with person 1 leaving or, if they have the power to do so, banning person 2 from further comment*

 

[Limerick Red]

https://itunes.apple.com/gb/app/pricy-poop/id335548002?mt=8

 

[JTG]

I used to wank at work all the time when I worked in a call centre. It was better than working

 

[Idris2002]

I used to wank at work all the time when I worked in a call centre. It was better than working

But then you were gently reminded that your workstation was not a"safe space" for that sort of thing?

 

[JTG]

But then you were gently reminded that your workstation was not a"safe space" for that sort of thing?

I did it in the bogs obv

 

[killer b]

this is why callcentre toilet breaks are timed these days. all your fault.

 

[JTG]

this is why callcentre toilet breaks are timed these days. all your fault.

Sorry. Maybe six times an hour was a tad excessive

 

[Dan U]

The article is one of the funniest things I've read since the Sisters Uncut guff that was posted on the Clapton Ultras thread.

 

[Idris2002]

Timed breaks , you say?

Challenge. Accepted.

 

[JTG]

The article is one of the funniest things I've read since the Sisters Uncut guff that was posted on the Clapton Ultras thread.

I've followed both threads and am not sure what you're on about