ViolentPanda
Hardly getting over it.
I know and I'd love to but I've no skills. I should be humping my way round the great DIY experts of Derbyshire to get my tuition on exchange but I'm too moral and not tasty enough. I'd love a VW Fastback too but the same problems apply. I'm just a geeky bird who knows what cars she likes but doesn't know how to service them.
Moggy engine is so simple, it'd probably only cost you the price of a Haynes manual, a pint of cider and a blowjob to any self-respecting DIYer to learn everything you need to know, no need to actually hump anyone!!