el-ahrairah
forward communism, forward gerbils!
"knot" wearing a tie.
*jazz hands*
*jazz hands*
Exactly what I thought. Google reveals the way I always did it with my school uniform tie is called a four in hand knot. Honestly never occurred to me there was another way.there are multiple ways of tying a tie?
life is more complicated than I thought...
I've never had to wear a tie (so never needed to learn how to tie one); the secondary school went mixed as an afterthought (boys only for about 300 years), and the girls' uniform included a V neck blouse. The eldritch knot was the one my godsons wore at the last but one wedding.Exactly what I thought. Google reveals the way I always did it with my school uniform tie is called a four in hand knot. <snip>
Practical, VP had one for work at one point, but inelegant as fuck.
Ties are neckist. They discriminate against those of us with big necks. Not only is it impossible to find a shirt that we can fasten the top button of without it looking like a tent, but then the tie is too short too.
Fuck ties.
Practical, VP had one for work at one point, but inelegant as fuck.
Having had some drunken twunt try to strangle me with the tie required in the uniform rules, work ones are clip-ons for a very good reason. (years ago, but still an unpleasant memory!)
Not pig. PM sent.Pig/Screw?
I only know one way but I don't know what it's called. That's THE way, though!Exactly what I thought. Google reveals the way I always did it with my school uniform tie is called a four in hand knot. Honestly never occurred to me there was another way.
no, railway guard ! the object concerned didn't want to pay the fare, either.Pig/Screw?
I eventually got a new cardigan for Christmas and now I wear it for work over a shirt and tie. It's everything I dreamed of, and more.I must get myself a new cardigan.
Where the fuck's your waist in relation to your belly button?I really struggle with a decent classic/asymmetrical tie not. By the time I've allocated enough length for the tail to hook into it's holder (and the front bit to be between belly button and waist), the tie is so thin I can't get any vertical height
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Where the fuck's your waist in relation to your belly button?
My belly button sits almost exactly on my natural waist.
that's not your waist. that's your hips.People's definition of "waist" varies a lot. My waist is on my hips and my belly button is a good 10cm above that line.
that's not your waist. that's your hips.
Exactly what I thought. Google reveals the way I always did it with my school uniform tie is called a four in hand knot. Honestly never occurred to me there was another way.
Where the fuck's your waist in relation to your belly button?
My belly button sits almost exactly on my natural waist.
"The waist is the part of the abdomen between the rib cage and hips. On people with slim bodies, the waist is the narrowest part of the torso. The waistline refers to the horizontal line where the waist is narrowest"For 'waist' read 'top of trousers' (I was, of course, talking of my proportions, and have no actual idea what 'waist' might objectively be defined as)