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What's the best tie knot?

The eldritch knot.
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there are multiple ways of tying a tie?

life is more complicated than I thought...
Exactly what I thought. Google reveals the way I always did it with my school uniform tie is called a four in hand knot. Honestly never occurred to me there was another way.
 
Exactly what I thought. Google reveals the way I always did it with my school uniform tie is called a four in hand knot. <snip>
I've never had to wear a tie (so never needed to learn how to tie one); the secondary school went mixed as an afterthought (boys only for about 300 years), and the girls' uniform included a V neck blouse. The eldritch knot was the one my godsons wore at the last but one wedding.
 
Ties are neckist. They discriminate against those of us with big necks. Not only is it impossible to find a shirt that we can fasten the top button of without it looking like a tent, but then the tie is too short too.

Fuck ties.
 
Ties are neckist. They discriminate against those of us with big necks. Not only is it impossible to find a shirt that we can fasten the top button of without it looking like a tent, but then the tie is too short too.

Fuck ties.

similar problem - 19'' neck with a 42 chest, not only will a standard shirt that will go around my neck have something like a 50 inch chest, but for some reason the arms will be about 8ft long... Next do some slim-fit shirts with reduce the problem. not fantastic, but a big improvement on the standard Yurt look..

kill it, kill it in the face with fire. its like non-iron shirts or deoderant that lasts for 48 hours. idle, unkempt fuckers.
 
Having had some drunken twunt try to strangle me with the tie required in the uniform rules, work ones are clip-ons for a very good reason. (years ago, but still an unpleasant memory!)
 
Exactly what I thought. Google reveals the way I always did it with my school uniform tie is called a four in hand knot. Honestly never occurred to me there was another way.
I only know one way but I don't know what it's called. That's THE way, though!
 
I really struggle with a decent classic/asymmetrical tie not. By the time I've allocated enough length for the tail to hook into it's holder (and the front bit to be between belly button and waist), the tie is so thin I can't get any vertical height :(

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Where the fuck's your waist in relation to your belly button?

My belly button sits almost exactly on my natural waist.
 
Exactly what I thought. Google reveals the way I always did it with my school uniform tie is called a four in hand knot. Honestly never occurred to me there was another way.

There is no other acceptable knot.
 
Where the fuck's your waist in relation to your belly button?

My belly button sits almost exactly on my natural waist.

For 'waist' read 'top of trousers' (I was, of course, talking of my proportions, and have no actual idea what 'waist' might objectively be defined as) :oops:
 
For 'waist' read 'top of trousers' (I was, of course, talking of my proportions, and have no actual idea what 'waist' might objectively be defined as) :oops:
"The waist is the part of the abdomen between the rib cage and hips. On people with slim bodies, the waist is the narrowest part of the torso. The waistline refers to the horizontal line where the waist is narrowest"

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