QueenOfGoths
Fuck you Dave!
Catching up on episodes of "ER", uploading photos onto Facebook, drinking tea.
What you been doing for the last two hours? (pt4)
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moonsi til
worked it out now!
Sleeping off a hangover and watching The Simpsons.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Watching Sister Act and wondering if whoopie was better in Sister Act 2.
On reflection I think she was.
On reflection I think she was.
mentalchik
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit."
Cooking roast pork which i've never done before........
hope it'll be ok !
hope it'll be ok !
mentalchik
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit."
baldrick
hmmmmm
some stupid fucking conference that my team organised. it's not entirely stupid to be fair, but trying to make monitoring and evaluation sound sexy is really hard 
we've got the venue to let us in at 7am, i'm not entirely sure why we need to be there for then, i just think we're all going to have a massive panic that there will be a last-minute disaster and hang around drinking bad coffee for 2 hours until people start turning up
we've got the venue to let us in at 7am, i'm not entirely sure why we need to be there for then, i just think we're all going to have a massive panic that there will be a last-minute disaster and hang around drinking bad coffee for 2 hours until people start turning up
feyr
evil evil monkey!
chasing my students back to their bedrooms, dealing with seizures and a possible broken arm. we had a big powercut just as i was trying to leave shift, which took down our night monitoring systems and set the fire alarm off 
thus waking everyone up. bedroom doors had to be propped open so that we could listen for seizures, which meant most of them left their rooms and decided it was a good time to start playing around. the possible broken arm is because one bright spark decided a powercut was a good time to go to kitchen, climb up on the serving hatch and try to get the treats cupboard open. first we knew of her cunning plan was an almighty crashing noise and her scampering out into the corridor going "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" in a very high pitched wail, clutching a big bag of funsize choc bars, before running straight into a sofa, launching herself over it and landing with a good crack on the floor . i have to admit, i laughed
thus waking everyone up. bedroom doors had to be propped open so that we could listen for seizures, which meant most of them left their rooms and decided it was a good time to start playing around. the possible broken arm is because one bright spark decided a powercut was a good time to go to kitchen, climb up on the serving hatch and try to get the treats cupboard open. first we knew of her cunning plan was an almighty crashing noise and her scampering out into the corridor going "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" in a very high pitched wail, clutching a big bag of funsize choc bars, before running straight into a sofa, launching herself over it and landing with a good crack on the floor . i have to admit, i laughed 
Steadily destroying my insides at the Circus Tavern. If anybody wants to have a free pint whilst listening to me slur my bleak outlook on life then I'm the one in the flatcap.
Manchester, near the coach station
No worries dude. I'm buggering off in about an hour to watch Newcastle vs Pompy in an hour anyways. Come on over 2.5 goals!
trying to explain to this dude (who i dont know) that women dont wee from their hooha.
this kid...(well hes like in his twenties at least and should know that, i was gonna just chat for a minute then walk away, but i felt compelled to explain to this young man to save him from future embarrassment) struck up a conversation with me and my need to pee several times because im drinking soooooooooo much water (hangover ugh...) came up (i was actually trying to make a getaway, but i did have to pee!!!)...anyway this guy said i should use a tampon like when women are on their period , that would work in lieu of the loo wouldnt it?
i said, ummm, no, women have 3 holes you idiot....he was really shocked at that and i had to explain that we had the main 2 and another teeny one that we wee from....
dear god
i almost started a thread about it, then thought nah
this kid...(well hes like in his twenties at least and should know that, i was gonna just chat for a minute then walk away, but i felt compelled to explain to this young man to save him from future embarrassment) struck up a conversation with me and my need to pee several times because im drinking soooooooooo much water (hangover ugh...) came up (i was actually trying to make a getaway, but i did have to pee!!!)...anyway this guy said i should use a tampon like when women are on their period , that would work in lieu of the loo wouldnt it?
i said, ummm, no, women have 3 holes you idiot
....he was really shocked at that and i had to explain that we had the main 2 and another teeny one that we wee from....dear god
i almost started a thread about it, then thought nah
I only found out last week (I'm 25) when conversation ran a little dry with the missus. Apparently, it hails from tha hood. I reckon you should start a thread. You would be doing many men a service.
insane innit.
really??!
oh man , i really just assumed it was a well known fact
wow, im shocked , honestly shocked, WELL DONE...(cause thats not easy
)lol@ that pic tufty
Vaginas come in all shapes and sizes my friend. According to your diagram, the sweatheart's theory has every reason to hold true.
Yay! My first 'well done' of the week! *grins like Private Pyle once he's lost it*
