Only been awake half an hour. Was sleeping the sleep of the untroubled when the Boy bounced in, jumped between us, wriggled around jabbing the most vulnerable elements of our person with his cruel little knees and elbows and all the while jabbering about eighteen things at once. Five minutes of this before he took of for the Girl's room and bounced up and down shouting her name until she woke up. She took it with better grace than either me or Mrs. S☼I did, for sure. Went and got her, had our daily massive multi-cuddle on the bed, then me & the kids left the missus in bed for a lie-in, downstairs, milk for Noodle, DS handed to Hypo Zebedee Boy, a cup with an inch of juice in it to catch the forty million vinegar flies who have decided to make our kitchen their home, coffee for me, aaaaaaannnnnnnnnddddddddddd relax.