DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
'oh look theres a distraught looking sketchy woman wringing her hands. Cassandra? yeah its cassandra.' etc
Troy: Fall of a City
in this version of the tale Paris is a total lad. no cliche left unexpressed, no nuance bothered with. Absolute rubbish. trabuquera I defy you to find something of value in this
Colin Farrell looks like a young George Bush Jr in that Troy filmNope DotCommunist - I am in 100% agreement with you on this one. No redeeming values whatsoever*. Not even camp and amusing, not even breathtakingly bad, just so. fucking. DULL. No decent acting, not a worthwhile line in the script, not even any gratuitously anachronistic gym-honed physiques or elaborate swearing to goggle at. Aarggghghhh! A tale that's survived at least 3 millennia and killed stone dead by the BBC and crushing boredom. Also, wtf with the Regency-style frilled lace collars on a Bronze Age lady's neck? "Troy, Fall of a City" nah, "Troy, Complete Collapse of Interest" might have been more like it.
(* and bear in mind I even sort of kind of enjoyed the atrocious Hollywood Troy, so this is saying something.)
Was that not Alexander where Angelina Jolie was playing his mother ffs? Both films were awful IIRC.Colin Farrell looks like a young George Bush Jr in that Troy film
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Oh fuck yea it is. Both came out around the same time and both are indeeddreadfulWas that not Alexander where Angelina Jolie was playing his mother ffs? Both films were awful IIRC.
The troy film had some good fights if I recall correctly. Both single combat and battle. I'm still not 100% sure on the plot of Kingdom of Heaven but I even watched the directors cut for the battle/plumage/chevalerie
What Trab said about the dialogue. Spartacus: Blood and Sand had some fucking great dialogue, who can forget Batiatus in full on rant mode. But this has been weak. I'll half watch the second episode to see if anything happens. Truxta basically caught it the highpoint then wisely sacked it off
Alien: Covenant
I thought I would try again - not worth the effort. It really is lazy film-making of the highest order, despite the visual beauty of some scenes.
A Fistful of Dollars.
The poor dubbing was a tad distracting, but overall still enjoyable, Eastwood had some great charisma and the music is excellent.
Looking forward to watching the other two in the trilogy and delving into the special features on the Blu-Ray, there's some good documentaries and commentaries on there.
They didn't actually record any sound when making those euro-westerns. It was all added afterwards (The same for Once Upon A Time in America - everything was added later)
Interesting, it does show, at least I'm prepped for it next time.