In bed with flu.....so:
Heart of the Sea: the story behind the story of Moby Dick, Melville meets a grumpy ol' fella who tells a tall tale of woe and misery wrapped up in class war and sea faring action....Spiderman and Thor are in it.
Jersey Boys - Goodfellas the musical dutifully directed by Clint Eastwood. Like every film about a band, it shows them get together, fall apart and reflect on what could have been....despite all the hits, the money, the dames, the fame, the success....with added Goodfella's because Joe Pesci is actually a character (the real Joe Pesci being played by some bum who actually recites the words 'funny how' - I bet Clint was weeing his pants at that!)
Fury - Brad Pitt plays a slightly less cartoonish, but more intense, version of his Inglorious Bastards character as he leads a tank command as they mooch through Germany whooping ass. He has a young soldier under his wing who learns about War, waste and the human condition. I am glad he did. I didn't.
Deception (AKA The Best Offer) - slightly pervy art-crime thriller with Geoffrey Rush as a dodgy, but world renowned, auctioneer, who has spent his life conning a fab collection for himself. He's called upon to the sell the contents of a property inhabited by (of course) a beautiful woman who hides in a room...in the meantime he is eyeing up the goodies while being slowly seduced by her enigmatic mystery and her vagina. Suffice to say it all goes exactly as anyone with a brain cell would predict. Donald Sutherland is barely in it, but absolutely robs the screen when he is. Rush does a fine job of playing a stuffy cunt, although I suspect it aint much of a stretch. There's a disabled small person in it who is used to dramatically offensive effect (as a freak show in a local bar), and the whole film seems to think it can get away with being so crude because the ultimate victim is a rich selfish prick who doesn't know how to relate to other humans.
I started to watch a film called Andron, but lasted about 10 minutes. It was a sci-fi with one of the Baldwins and a girl from Eastenders, and Skin, from Skunk Anansie (although I didn't watch it long enough to see her or hear her funny squeaky voice!)
I watched an Ep of The Alienist. It was alright. A bit glum, but then cutting child a prostitute's genitals off and carving out his eyes and internal organs shouldn't really be fun should it....?