Hercules - definitive chewing gum for the eyes and brain, a ridiculously camp, trashy, flashy, hyperactive modern cartoon-based thing starring Dwayne Johnson (my new favourite rubbish actor), vast swathes of CGI, and a horrifyingly overqualified cast of brit luvvies (John Hurt, Joseph Fiennes, Ian McShane, Rufus Sewell etc etc) who are clearly just in it for a laugh. And it IS a laugh, in a good, stupid, crunchingly violent sort of way. Bit strong for a 12A cert in my view (loads and loads and LOADS of slayings, a bit of swearing, some dodgy bondage jokes) and the one good female character is confined to a suspiciously skimpy leather outfit, though she is a badass with the arrows. Really good fun.
The Lego Movie - I'm too old to appreciate every flashing pixel and there's an insane amount of detail to every frame; it's visual overload if you didn't grow up with live gaming, but I loved it. how they managed to sneak quite that much anarchist/marxist/libertarian subversion into a film which is itself a mega-enlarged product placement is a wonder. Fantastic voice acting and some great gags. (The evil Lord Business looks and sounds more like Mitt Romney than Mitt Romney himself.) Lived up to all the good things I had heard.
now for something penitent and miserable and art house and very very adult, i think...