Mixed bag of festive tellyfilms and others...
box set of series 2 of THE BORGIAS (latest Irish-made tellyversion) - deliriously silly but worth it for Jeremy Irons camping it up like MAD as one of the Borgia popes and more lovely frocks / curtains than you can shake a Renaissance canvas at. Steven Berkoff as Savonarola is a nifty bit of casting as well.
UNDERTOW - really really liked this - indieish film with a genuinely touching and fresh story exploring the frustrations and loves of a bisexual Peruvian fisherman (yes, really). Sounds like a super-earnest Channel 4 film from hell on paper/posting, but give it a go - it's beautifully shot and acted, funny and sad and sexy and with surprising magic-realist twist(s). sort of like Dona Flor and Her Two Husbands in a way. Really good one.
THE GUARD - didn't really rate it much tbh - liked some of the comedy but the rest was a bit too much outrage-by-numbers (drugs! whores! gangsters! swearing!) but a brilliant cast and Brendan Gleeson and Don Cheadle both as classy and lifelike as ever.
THE BIG PICTURE (French version) - Absolute and utter toss - an inept, incomprehensible and incoherent europudding thriller apparently based on a US writer and showing no signs of drawing on or even coming near any real event which has ever happened anywhere on the planet. Scowling brat Romain Duris is a super-successful French photographer who kills his wife's lover accidentally with a cocktail tray (as you do), goes on the run to Serbia, rebuilds his life (sort of) then runs into trouble again. It's poorly plotted, even more poorly paced, bafflingly full of characters bollocking on about how they "love living in this wonderful country" (Serbia ... so much so I suspected it was a quid pro quo for the location permits) and then the whole thing comes to a fumbled climax which seems to have stumbled in from another film altogether. Avoid.